Yelp Reviews / Incident Reports
Regular Customers
Most Likely To...
Dock Wildlife
Tattoos
Cyrus
100
What is the name of the person who left the following negative yelp review: 
Stephanie Q.
100
Closely resembles one of the three blind mice, once accidentally flashed Esther.
Karen Boatman.
100
Most likely to say something offensive to a customer.
Cyrus.
100
What kind of bird, commonly seen along the banks of the Charles River, is responsible for the second-most damaging bird strikes to airplanes>
Canadian Geese.
100
Rowan has a saying tattooed on her inner arm. What does that tattoo say?
"Life gives its hardest struggles to its strongest warriors"
100
What is Cyrus's occupation outside of Paddle Boston?
Wag! Dog walker.
200
Name the Paddle Bostonian mentioned in this review:
Kevin Arias
200
Albino Movie Star
Michael Bowman.
200
Most likely to correctly answer jeopardy questions about Pixar movies but get everything else wrong.
Josh.
200
Name three kinds of rodents seen around the dock/desk.
Rats, Squirrels, Woodchucks/Beavers, Chipmunks, Muskrats, etc. are all acceptable answers.
200
What Cambodian landmark is tattooed on Josh's leg?
Angkor Wat.
200
Which former paddle bostonian is in this picture, taken from Cyrus's facebook?
Daniel David Brown.
300
At which Paddle Boston location did the following incident report take place?
Blessing of the Bay.
300
Tanned Blonde Paddleboarder, definitely works either as a bartender or at a tanning salon.
Lisa Troiani.
300
Most likely to break someone else's phone while playing Head's Up.
Annie.
300
What kind of bacteria is blue-green algae?
Blue-green algae is a CYANOBACTERIA.
300
What bug is tattooed on Seba's stomach?
A praying mantis.
300
What drink did a stranger hand Cyrus while he was being interviewed after the Patriots won the superbowl in 2018?
Tequila.
400
At which Paddle Boston location did the following incident report take place?
Nohanton.
400
Nicest customer, got E. Coli infection from a cut on her foot.
Lorie Conway.
400
Most likely to get too drunk at a party.
Tomas, Hannah, Josh, basically anything goes here lmao.
400
How old is Riley?
14 years old.
400
What symbol is tattooed on Sean's shoulder?
A Celtic knot
400
What debilitating health issue afflicts Cyrus?
Psoriasis.
500
At which Paddle Boston location did the following incident report take place?
Blessing of the Bay
500
Teaches Paddleboard Yoga.
Julie Brady.
500
Most likely to show up to work high,
Kevin, Imani, David, Jay. Again, lots of correct answers here.
500
Yoshi once had Giardia, an intestinal infection caused by a single-celled parasite. What is the most common cause of giardia?
Drinking contaminated water.
500
Finn has a tattoo of folk legend Finn McCool inked on his thigh. Where does the mythology surrounding Finn McCool originate from?
Irish/Scottish folklore.
500
What was Cyrus's favorite meal at Vermont Academy?
Spaghetti and meatballs.
