Gifts of the Spirit
He helps you to know that Jesus Christ is the Son of God, and that he was crucified for the sins of the world.
Who is the Holy Ghost?
My super power is detecting whether someone is going in for the high five or this?
Cannonized and inspired direction.
What are the Scriptures?
This is the frequency we are allowed to cast people out of our public meetings.
When is never?
Everyone is given one of these by the Spirit of God.
What is a Spiritual Gift?
The righteous application of knowledge.
What is the gift of wisdom?
A really good reason for having stretchy arms.
What is to reach the drive-through ATM?
Joseph Smith was the first of these called in the last dispensation.
What are Living Prophets?
These individuals are never to be cast out of Sacrament Meetings.
Who are Members of the Church?
This is the purpose God gives for providing gifts.
What is to profit everyone?
The method by which God still works with men.
What is by miracles?
The best bathroom superpower!
What is to never to encounter anyone in a public restroom, ever?
A book published in the 20th century that contains the procedures and guidelines of the church.
What is the handbook?
As long as they are earnestly seeking the kingdom--These individuals should not be cast out of Sacrament meetings.
Who is everyone?
Often helpful to have this gift when someone else is given to speak with tongues.
What is the interpretation of tongues?
Given as a result of exercising faith.
What is the gift of knowledge?
New sandwich-making method.
What is clapping hands?
These live near me and are responsible to direct meetings in our ward.
This is the percentage of attendance required to pass seminary.
What is 75% attendance?
This person will receive the gift to discern all spiritual gifts lest there shall be any professing gifts and yet be not of God.
Who is the Bishop?
All that is needed to have eternal life if they continue faithful.
What is to believe?
Look into the future to see if I am satisfied at the end of doing this.
What is watching a Netflix series?
Used to guide us to conduct meetings appropriately within the lines of the "playing field".
What is the Holy Ghost?
A meeting that God mentions in D&C 46 that is no longer held frequently.
What is a confirmation meeting?
Many will not accept the gospel because they believe and are confused by these things.
What are the precepts of men?