What is a Dog?
Man's best friend
What is the most popular type of Dog?
Labrador
What do you think of the dog on bitcoin meme (Dogecoin)
Funny
I like to go to Pupeyes
Did you laugh?
What did the dog order at pizza hut?
one supreme with no paws (this is a pretty bad joke) :)
Do you like Dogs?
yes or no
Why did people start breeding different types of Dogs?
Because they wanted better hunting dogs
Where should a Dog never go shopping?
A flea market
Puppies are adorable? Yes or No
Yes obviously
What is a dogs favorite pizza?
Dogornos (Digornos but for dogs) its not a real thing dont look it up!
What is your favorite Dog?
Mine is Wiener Dog
What was the first hunting Dog?
German Shepard or any type of retreiver
What does a dalmation say after dinner?
Thanks, That really hit the spot
Do you have a puppy?
Yes or No
Dog
Dog
What is the name of your Dog?
Mine is Betty
Why do you have a Dog?
because she makes me feel happy
Where does a Dog go to get a new tail?
A ReTail store
Do you call dogs dogs or doggos?
i call them doggos :)
Have you heard about the new movie "Constipation"?
(Yes this is a dog joke belive it or not)
Thats because it hasnt come out yet!
What breed is your Dog?
mine is a mix of hound and beagle
What is the least popular type of Dog?
English Foxhound
Did you hear about the Dog who invented the knock knock joke?
He had a NoBell prize
What did one puppy say to the other puppy?
I dont like the flea market that much
Dog is not happy: What do you do?
take it outside or feed it or play with it