This brand of dog food is fit for a Queen and supported by evidence based veterinary science?
What is Royal Canin
You may get a speeding ticket driving this fast, but make sure you do this many chest compression per minute during canine CPR.
What is 100-120?
Keeping one of these in my first aid kit can be used to secure me in case of an emergency or even as a temporary muzzle if you don’t have one.
What is a slip lead?
This is not a FM radio station, it is my normal body temperature.
What is 102°F?
If you want to make me vomit, just give me a few spoonfuls of this household product.
What is 3% hydrogen peroxide?
Just a small amount of this can trigger hypoglycemia and liver failure, make sure to read that peanut butter label!
What is Xylitol?
Before starting canine CPR, make sure to place your four legged friend on a hard surface with this side down.
What is the right side?
Although I am sweet, you better keep this in the kit just in case my blood sugar gets low.
What is corn syrup?
When it is this hot outside it is safest to keep me indoors.
What is 85°F?
Your pup faints but gets up, shakes, has dilated pupils, cant control their bladder, and has dark discolored urine. No, your pup didn’t sneak out to the club on Saturday night. Instead, these symptoms could signify this emergency:
The wrath of renal failure will be upon me if I ingest just one of these.
What is a grape?
Find this artery to check for a canine pulse before beginning CPR.
What is the femoral artery?
Corn starch or baking soda might do in a pinch, but always keep this handy to remedy a bleeding toenail.
What is styptic powder?
Rest the back of your hand on the pavement for this many seconds to determine if it is too hot for my paws.
What is 7 seconds?
Dogs are gluttons, that's for sure, but their stomach may flip out from too much food or gas, especially in this medical emergency.
What is Bloat?
This is the most common preventable chronic disease in dogs in America.
What is obesity?
The French Bulldog is the most popular dog breed in America, so I am sure you know you must place the Frenchie with this body part against a hard surface before performing chest compressions over the sternum.
What is it’s back?
Any time you think I am hurt, and as long as I am not vomiting, make sure to apply one of these to prevent me from biting you. I promise not to be mad about it.
What is a muzzle?
Keep me inside between these times to BEST minimize my UV Exposure on a hot day.
What is between 1000 am and 0300 pm?
Because you have a big heart you might think buying me dog food without this ingredient is healthy, but instead it will enlarge my left ventricle and decrease my cardiac output.
What is grain?
To rescue breathe for a human you need to provide mouth to mouth, but to rescue breathe for a canine, you must provide mouth to this.
What is snout?
In the case of an allergic reaction, always pack this and make sure you calculate my dose correctly at 1 mg/kg.
What is Benadryl?
Suffering from heat stroke for this many minutes can cost me my life.
What is 15 minutes?