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What is Ronald trumps political affiliation?

Who cares!?

100

Who is Trump's Husband?

Cristiano Ronaldo

100

Whats the fastest way to get Trump to change a lightbulb?

Tell him Obama installed it

100

What country is eating "My pets" according to former president Donald Trump?

Brazil

200

What is Trump's full name?

Ronald Jaquavious Trump

200

Idk what to write soooooooooooo Free points!

 to the person who didn't click this

200

Bonus! what is a famous quote from Abraham Lincoln

Former slave owner Lincoln once said: GET BACK TO WORK!

200

What popular kids movie did Trump star in as a cameo in 1994

To catch a predador

300

What year was Trump born?

70,000,000 B.C.

300

What is Trump's son's full name?

Quandalius DingleFlorp The III Esquire

300

What condition does Trump take his anti-anxiety medication for?

Hispanic attacks.

300

Donald Trump was the ___ president

69th

400

What month was Trump born?

JUNE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

400

True or false: Trump is actually secretly a communist

Erm ACTUALLY ITS TRUE!

400

Abraham Lincoln can't tell a lie

Richard Nixon can't tell the truth

Donald Trump can't ___________

HAHAHHAHAHAHA

imagine getting this question wrong you BUM

The correct answer is actually: Donald trump can't tie his shoes

400

Trump’s slogan, “Make America Great Again,” was first used by ___________ while he was running against President Jimmy Smalls.

George washing machine

500

Where was Trump born?

The lost city of Atlantis OBVIOUSLY!

500

What was Donald trumps fathers full name?

I don´t know! it was like 70 million years ago! 

500

Racial minorities can play the race card, females can play the equal opportunity card, what can redneck trailer trash folk play?

The Trump card. (I'm lazy and didn't change this one)

500

Trump is playing golf at Trump international Golf Club in West Palm Beach when the Secret Service spots a man with a rifle along the perimeter of the golf course.

When the weapon was ready to discharge an agent yelled out a famous phrase what was that phrase exactly?

 

Ahh sheesh man yall betta git down now

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