What is Ronald trumps political affiliation?
Who cares!?
Who is Trump's Husband?
Cristiano Ronaldo
Whats the fastest way to get Trump to change a lightbulb?
Tell him Obama installed it
What country is eating "My pets" according to former president Donald Trump?
Brazil
What is Trump's full name?
Ronald Jaquavious Trump
Idk what to write soooooooooooo Free points!
to the person who didn't click this
Bonus! what is a famous quote from Abraham Lincoln
Former slave owner Lincoln once said: GET BACK TO WORK!
What popular kids movie did Trump star in as a cameo in 1994
To catch a predador
What year was Trump born?
70,000,000 B.C.
What is Trump's son's full name?
Quandalius DingleFlorp The III Esquire
What condition does Trump take his anti-anxiety medication for?
Hispanic attacks.
Donald Trump was the ___ president
69th
What month was Trump born?
JUNE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
True or false: Trump is actually secretly a communist
Erm ACTUALLY ITS TRUE!
Abraham Lincoln can't tell a lie
Richard Nixon can't tell the truth
Donald Trump can't ___________
HAHAHHAHAHAHA
imagine getting this question wrong you BUM
The correct answer is actually: Donald trump can't tie his shoes
Trump’s slogan, “Make America Great Again,” was first used by ___________ while he was running against President Jimmy Smalls.
George washing machine
Where was Trump born?
The lost city of Atlantis OBVIOUSLY!
What was Donald trumps fathers full name?
I don´t know! it was like 70 million years ago!
Racial minorities can play the race card, females can play the equal opportunity card, what can redneck trailer trash folk play?
The Trump card. (I'm lazy and didn't change this one)
Trump is playing golf at Trump international Golf Club in West Palm Beach when the Secret Service spots a man with a rifle along the perimeter of the golf course.
When the weapon was ready to discharge an agent yelled out a famous phrase what was that phrase exactly?
Ahh sheesh man yall betta git down now