Jacob is my friend
Coach Ramirez is the best!
I smell like a cow!
I talk like a little girl at home!
I use mustard for shampoo
My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard
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“Stars and Stripes” is the nickname of the flag of which country also the birthplace of Mr. Tucci?
USA
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True or False: Coach Ramirez' calendar goes straight from March 31st to April 2nd.
TRUE, because no one fools Coach Ramirez
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People make me, save me, change me, raise me. What am I?
Money something the Steven dances for on the corner of Yucaipa Blvd and Bryant St on Saturday nights.
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Penguins use their wings to fly. True or false
False-they use wings for warmth and swimming and they also use their wings to hitchhike when they are tired.
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True or False: Jacob can stand faster than anyone can run.
TRUE, he also won a game of Connect Four in 3 moves.
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How many teeth does an adult human have?
32 or I have heard that Kameryn has 57. Either answer will be accepted
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How many colors are there in the rainbow and also the number of children Coach Ramirez has?
Seven (7)
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True or False: Coach Ramirez can kill two stones with one bird.
True, he can also strangle you with a cordless phone
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If the red house is on the right side and the blue house is on the left side, where is the white house?
In Washington D.C. or Steven's house (that's racist!)
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What color is the tongue of a giraffe?
Purple just like Jakes...LOL!
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Think Different
Apple
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What is the Largest Planet in the Solar System
Jupiter, where apparently boys go to get more stupider
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How many letter are in Jacob's first and last name combined?
10, also the number of fingers everyone has except for Brooke.
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True or False: In Pamplona, Spain, the people might be running from the bulls, but the bulls are running from Coach Ramirez.
TRUE, and he also once kicked horse in the chin. Its descendants are now called giraffes.
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What can you keep but cannot share and once you share it, you can’t keep it anymore
A secret! Another secret is what Ismael uses to condition his hair.....
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Largest land animal in the world
Elephant ....
you know its coming....I could not resist it....yes of course you know it....WILLIAM"S GIANT LEGS!
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Taste the Rainbow
Skittles
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What’s the boiling point of water?
100 Degrees Celsius or when Mrs Williams gets really mad
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If white cows produce white milk what color milk do brown bulls produce?
Bulls do not produce milk unless you cow's name is Bull.
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True or False: Coach Ramirez' belly button is actually a power outlet.
TRUE, he can also start a fire with an ice cube.
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What has an eye but cannot see and also four eyes but can not see either?
A needle and also Marissa (because she wear glasses...LOL!
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Largest sea animal in the world
Blue Whale
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“I’m Lovin’ It”
McDonald's
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What is the largest country in the world and the birthplace of Riley Fiege?
Russia or Countrymeatland
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If there is an Area in every state, which state is Area 51 located?
Nevada
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True or False: The Covid Vaccine gets a Coach Ramirez shot every year.
TRUE, he was also exposed to the Corona Virus and the virus is now in quarantine for 30 days.
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Chloe has four daughters, and each of her daughters has a brother. How many children does Chloe have?
Five - each daughter has the same brother
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What mammal is known to have the most powerful bite in the world?
Hippopotamus
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Let's Go Places
Toyota
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Animals that eat both plants and meat are called what?
Omnovires or guys named Eric
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Addis Ababa is the capital of what country?
Ethiopia, also the land where Jacob will declare war against in his efforts to take over the world but then stop abruptly after falling in love with a beautiful native BBG.
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True or False: Coach Ramirez has a diary.
True, its called the Guinness Book of World Records.
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What is always in front of you but can’t be seen?
The future also Nico because he is always absent from class.
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What are the only mammals that can't jump?
Elephants
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Finish this sentence...Yo mama's so fat...
when she fell I didn't laugh, but the sidewalk cracked up!!!!
or anything else that doesn't have swear words in the answer
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Panda bears and Jesse are native to what continent?
Asia...I'm not sure why but that's what he told me. He also said that he dresses like a bear and walks an all fours around the house when his parents leave him alone.
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True or False: Jacob can dribble a bowling ball.
TRUE, he also shot down a Chinese weather balloon with his finger, by yelling, "BANG!"
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True or False: Coach Ramirez won an arm wrestling tournament with both arms tied behind his back.
TRUE and when he lifts weights, the weights get in shape.
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The more it dries, the wetter it gets. What is it?
A towel and that towel was used to erase the 57 names of James Ryan Bornmann from my white board.
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What animal can move its eyes independently?
The chameleon and Noah
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Just do it
Nike
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Are there more people who use their right hand of left hand in the world?
right 85-90%
left 10-15%
unless you have four hands like that giant girl in the game Mortal Kombat
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The unicorn is the national animal of which country?
Scotland and DONTDODRUGSLAND
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True or False: Bigfoot is still hiding because he once saw Coach Ramirez walking in the mountains.
TRUE and when Coach Ramirez plays dodgeball the balls dodge him.
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Fill in the blank:
WHAT? My name is... WHO? My name is WHAT...My name is shooka shooka SLIM _________
Jacob
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What kind of turtle can't retract into its shell?
The sea turtle or I would accept Jacob Valle
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Ultimate driving Machine
BMW
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This planet has a collective 53 moons, making it the planet in our solar system with the most number of moons.
Saturn and sometimes Jacob moons cars at night in front of his house and Steven drives by on his electric motorcycle back and forth pretending not to notice him but Jacob keeps doing it and he said sometimes Steven winks at him....I don't know why but that's what Jacob said.
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***DAILY DOUBLE***
Name the 3 parts of the Marine Corps Emblem
Eagle
Globe
Anchor
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True or False: Coach Ramirez makes onions cry.
True, also Coach Ramirez' tears cure cancer.
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What four words can be created from the words
GAVIN CAVANAUGH
van, can, in, gag,
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True or False: Once a rattlesnake bit Jacob's leg. After 5 days of excruciating pain, the rattlesnake died.
False, Jacob was rushed to the hospital where he was forced to wear those hospital gowns and he would run done the halls with his backside showing.
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Finger Lickin' Good
KFC
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What was the name of the supercontinent when all of the continents were together years ago?
Pangea or Countrymeatland
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True or False: Some males can pee their name in the snow. Jacob can pee his name into concrete.
False only Superman and Coach Ramirez
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True or False: It is considered a great accomplishment to go down Niagara Falls in a wooden barrel. Coach Ramirez can go up Niagara Falls in a cardboard Box
FALSE, no one can go UP Niagara Falls but once he wrecked his bicycle and skinned the sidewalk with his knee.
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A man calls his dog from the opposite side of the river. The dog crosses the river without getting wet, and without using a bridge or boat. How?
The river is frozen.... because Jacob froze it with his mind control
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How much weight can ants lift?
5000 times their weight.....the same as WILLIAM'S GIANT LEGS!!!
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Because you're worth it
L'Oreal or why everyone wakes up in the morning and says it into the mirror...unless your Jacob because he can not see his reflection in the mirror.
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What is the hardest known natural material?
Diamonds or Steven's toenails