Devil.
Who is Duke?
Who is Adolf?
Preppy plaid party theme.
Who is Ralph?
RIP Han Solo
Who is Kylo?
Much to the dismay of his Goldman Sachs colleagues, this is not in fact William's last name.
Who is Cohen?
Johnboy.
Who is Denver?
6'2", 210 lbs, 6% body fat
Who is Donald?
Named after a fictional lawyer, but about as useful as Sabrina's boyfriend.
Who is Harvey?
This smug bat boy somehow made mind-reading romantic.
Who is Rhysand?
Both a man and a myth.
Who is Legend?
Who is Dallas?
Loves a journey and a hedge.
Who is Homer?
Must be offered to even buy it.
Who is Hermes?
The TV guide is addressed to his silly misspelled name.
Represents both a one and eleven.
Who is Ace?
Aussie.
Who is Sydney?
This revolutionary traitor still has namesakes in the UK, but none in America.
Who is Benedict?
Broken computer.
Who is Dell?
This attorney looked at Maycomb and said, “Have we considered not being monsters?”
Who is Atticus?
This SNL star would produce a cruel lack of rhyme for the baby.
Who is Bowen?
Turtle.
Who is Franklin?
This confederate general was named after the real reason for the War of Northern Agression.
Who is States Rights?
This corny name would doom the child to have butter fingers for life.
Who is Orville?
What? Like it's hard?
Who is Warner?
Elmo's arch enemy.
Who is Rocco?