Quotation Location 2
"Just the stand, thanks."
Who is Hank?
Hank argues that his answer to how many jellybean are in the jar is a valid guess.
What is more than twenty?
Although she's seems oblivious to most other sports, Lacey knows a lot about this one.
What is hockey?
Oscar hits 'rock bottom' when Paul adds this game to the bar.
What is a claw machine?
Teacher's pet.
Who is Karen?
"They're cookies, Lacey, I'm not giving you my bone marrow."
Who is Brent?
Oscar argues that this is the answer to six times seven.
What is forty-one?
Poor Myrtle! Her window was broken twice when the cast was playing this sport.
What is baseball?
Oscar confuses the Lord of the Rings and Lord of the Dance with this book, when he was driving the school bus.
What is "The Lord of the Flies"?
Little Sally Smartypants.
Who is Wanda?
"I threw my back out the other day, shaving."
Who is Davis?
Hank accidentally wrote sixty-eight on the water tower when he tried to write this number upside down.
Hank gives Karen this title after she won their table hockey match. It's pretty high praise, considering the source.
What is Queen of the Knobs?
Emma gets tired of Oscar saying this phrase for almost the whole episode. It's easy to change, unlike the speed bump.
What is "Hear, hear"?
Barn Smell.
Who is Brent?
"We are not fake married."
Who is Lacey?
When Wanda says she's up to her armpits in bulletins, Brent quips that they would only be this tall.
What is two feet tall?
Oscar regretted beating Lacey in horseshoes after this was served to him at The Ruby.
What is soup?
When he went back to working at Corner Gas, Wanda said that she and Oscar had a thirty minute conversation about these.
What are ceiling tiles?
Weasling little weasel face.
Who is Hank?
"Is life without mini golf worth living?"
Who is Wanda?
Hank had this amount of money to pay Kirk Berkley. It wasn't enough to raise the turkeys, let alone jerkey them!
What is $512?
Brent isn't Swamp Thing, Marvin the Martian, or Fat Kermit. He's expressing his appreciation for this team.
What are the Saskatchewan Roughriders?
Oscar thinks he should be allowed to carry a gun as long as it's only used for these people.
What are skateboarders?
Losey Susie.