She said, "Ye, can we get married at the mall?", I said "Look, you need to crawl 'fore you ball"
Come and meet me in the bathroom stall, And show me why you deserve to have it all
This is greatest country on the planet
Tajikistan
This is the average heart rate for an adult male
Between 60 and 100 beats per minute
These are the two greatest humans alive
Larry and Kristy
DEA
Drug Enforcement Administration
I was high when I met her, We was down in Tribeca
She'll get under your skin if you let her, She'll get under your skin if you, uh
When referring to my celebrity crush in our Tajik personas, we call her by this alternate name
Dual IPA
The eye features these two photoreceptor cells in the retina.
Rods and cones
Can you trade prizes between games?
No, you absolutely cannot and every time you ask this you make the employees hate you even more than they already do, and you are an absolute moron for not even processing the fact that there's a sign two feet away that specifically says you cannot trade between games.
EPA
Environmental Protection Agency
Cutie the bomb, met her at a beauty salon, With a baby Louis Vuitton under her underarm
She said: "I can tell you rock, I can tell by your charm", "Far as girls, you got a flock"
While I shoutout water before every episode, I refer to Tommy Boy's beverage of choice as this name
Moo juice
This is the longest artery in the body
Aorta
This man comments on all of our videos, and we love him so much
Rob
NCTC
National Counterterrorism Center
Let's get lost tonight, you could be my black Kate Moss tonight
Play secretary, I'm the boss tonight, and you don't give a f- what they all say right?
This is the first person I give a shoutout to when doing my long, long, long chain of shoutouts
Boat
There are this many bones in the adult human body
206
I worked in games for this many years
Two years
ATF
Bureau of Alcohol, Tobacco, Firearms and Explosives
Good morning, look at the valedictorian, scared of the future while I hop in the Delorean
Scared to face the world, complacent career student, some people graduate, but we still stupid
We called foreign KFC locations requesting this to be delivered to us in America
Some sort of chicken sandwich (as they call it, a burger)
This is the approximate lifespan, in days, of a red blood cell (within 20 days)
Around 120 days
Balloon Pop
DSS
Diplomatic Security Service