STANDS FOR SOMETHING!
THOUGH IT IS USUALLY TYPED WITH A DEADPAN EXPRESSION, LOL STANDS FOR THIS
WHAT IS "LAUGH OUT LOUD"?
A VIRAL INTERNET PARODY CALLS FOR THE BANNING OF THE CHEMICAL “DIHYDROGEN MONOXIDE”, KNOWN MORE COMMONLY AS THIS, DUE TO ITS PRESENCE IN ACID RAIN AND NUCLEAR POWER PLANTS
WHAT IS WATER?
PERSON, PLACE, ANIMAL, THING
PERHAPS THE POSTER CHILD OF FUTURISTIC INVENTIONS, THIS HYPOTHETICAL FORM OF INDIVIDUAL TRANSIT HAS BEEN RENDERED IRRELEVANT BY ADVANCEMENTS SUCH AS PASSENGER AIRPLANES
WHAT ARE FLYING CARS?
THIS IS THE NAME OF THE 19TH-CENTURY POLITICAL POSITION OPPOSING THE REMOVAL OF THE CHURCH OF ENGLAND
(PSSST THE ANSWER IS ANTIDISESTABLISHMENTARIANISM GOOD LUCK PRONOUNCING IT)
WHAT IS ANTIDISESTABLISHMENTARIANISM?
DESPITE BEING CREATED SIMPLY TO BE MEMORABLE AS MORSE CODE, SOS IS INCORRECTLY ATTRIBUTED TO THIS NAVAL PLEA
WHAT IS "SAVE OUR SHIP"?
KNOWN AS THIS, IT IS BY FAR EARTH’S LARGEST AND MOST DURABLE SATELLITE, WITH SEVERAL NASA MISSIONS FOCUSING SOLELY ON DELIVERING AND RETRIEVING ASTRONAUTS FROM IT - DEPENDING ON THE TIME, IT CAN EVEN BE SEEN IN THE SKY!
WHAT IS THE MOON?
PIP, STRAND, CONNECTION, TILE
WHAT ARE SINGULAR NEW YORK TIMES GAMES?
“BEAM ME UP, SCOTTY!”, THOUGH NEVER ACTUALLY SAID IN STAR TREK, IS MISREMEMBERED AS THE PHRASE USED BEFORE TRAVELLING VIA THIS FUTURISTIC TRANSPORTATION DEVICE
WHAT IS A TELEPORTER?
THIS IS THE NUMBER OF COUNTRIES THAT ARE COMPLETELY SURROUNDED BY ONE OTHER COUNTRY ON ALL SIDES
WHAT IS 3 (LESOTHO, SAN MARINO, VATICAN CITY)?
INTERNET POST ETIQUETTE LARGELY POPULARIZED TL;DR, MEANING THIS CAUSE-AND-EFFECT PHRASE, AS A WAY TO SEPARATE A SHORTER SUMMARY OF A USER’S MESSAGE FROM THE GREATER STORY OR RANT IT IS ATTACHED TO. TL;DR - YOUR REACTION TO THE BULK OF THIS CLUE
WHAT IS "TOO LONG; DIDN'T READ"?
PERHAPS THE MOST LONGSTANDING AND UNIVERSAL CATEGORY OF ITS ART FORM, SCATOLOGICAL COMEDY, KNOWN COLLOQUIALLY AS THIS, IS A TRADITION THAT SYNTHESIZES CULTURAL TABOOS AS WELL AS BIOLOGICAL REALITIES
WHAT IS TOILET HUMOR?
SHORT, REEL, VINE, SPOTLIGHT
WHAT ARE TYPES OF SHORT FORM VIDEO?
SPAWNING POPULAR LOGICAL DILEMMAS SUCH AS THE BOOTSTRAP AND GRANDFATHER PARADOX, THEORETICAL PHYSICISTS BELIEVE THIS SCI-FI INVENTION COULD BE REPLICATED USING WORMHOLES
WHAT IS A TIME MACHINE?
ONE ITEM FROM EVERY CATEGORY WITHIN LAST ROUND’S “ROLL CALL!”
(ANSWERS VARY)
NASA STANDS FOR TECHNOLOGICAL INNOVATION IN THE PURSUIT OF THE UNKNOWN… OH YEAH- IT ALSO LITERALLY STANDS FOR THIS
WHAT IS THE "NATIONAL AERONAUTICS AND SPACE ADMINISTRATION"?
DESPITE SOUNDING LIKE A SHAKESPEAREAN THEATRICAL DEVICE, SOMNILOQUY SIMPLY REFERS TO THIS FAIRLY COMMON BEHAVIOR
WHAT IS SLEEP TALKING?
MURDER, ANGLE, BURN, TEMPERATURE
WHAT ARE THINGS MEASURED IN DEGREES?
THOUGH PHYSICALLY IMPOSSIBLE ACCORDING TO THE LAW OF CONSERVATION OF ENERGY, PEOPLE ACROSS CENTURIES HAVE ATTEMPTED TO CONSTRUCT THIS HYPOTHETICAL MECHANISM DUE TO ITS ABILITY TO CREATE INFINITE ENERGY
WHAT IS A PERPETUAL MOTION MACHINE?
IN A FAMOUS PSYCHOLOGICAL STUDY, IT IS CONCLUDED THAT, WHEN ASKED TO THINK OF A RANDOM PLAYING CARD IN A STANDARD DECK, THIS IS BY FAR THE LEAST NAMED OF THE 52
WHAT IS THE 4 OF SPADES?
TAKE A DEEP BREATH- DECIPHERING THE MEANING BEHIND SCUBA, THIS PHRASE, IS ACTUALLY QUITE STRAIGHTFORWARD IF YOU THINK INDEPENDENTLY
WHAT IS "SELF-CONTAINED UNDERWATER BREATHING APPARATUS"?
CALM DOWN- THOUGH SPHENOPALATINE GANGLIONEURALGIA MAY SOUND LIKE A LIFE-ALTERING COMPLICATION, IT SIMPLY REFERS TO THIS FAIRLY COMMON PHENOMENON
WHAT IS BRAIN FREEZE?
TITAN, SOD, EINSTEIN, THOR
WHAT ARE ELEMENTS MINUS "IUM"?
A BENCHMARK FOR TYPE II CIVILIZATIONS, THIS HYPOTHETICAL MEGASTRUCTURE SURROUNDS A SOLAR SYSTEM’S STAR TO HARVEST A LARGE PERCENT OF ITS ENERGY
WHAT IS A DYSON SPHERE?
THIS REGION OVERHEAD PRODUCES OUR STORMS, PRECIPITATION, HAIL, EARTH’S RAINFALL, ETC.
WHAT IS THE TROPOSPHERE?