the Famous Quote
“Que rica es la coca.. “
What is "ya nunca hay que tomarla"?
Oma’s favorite snacking combo
What is tequila and fritos?
Two days after the death of Pele on December 29th, 2022, the passing of this person made Oma winner of the death pool
Who is Pope Benedict?
The names of Oma’s three play groups
What is “Las Sirenitas”, “Coronado Super Girls”, and “El Grupo de Alejandrina”?
These are Oma’s two most commonly used farewell lines
What are “Cross On Head” and “You Be Most Careful”
"El escusado perdio su..."
What is “joie de vivre”?
Oma would agree that this fast food chain is “finger licking good”
What is KFC?
Originally not thrilled about attending a boxing match in Vegas, Oma ended up standing on a chair, chanting this to the ring
What is “MÁTALO STEVIE MÁTALO!!”?
This event cut Oma’s girls trip to Cuba short
What is a hurricane?
If you ever ask Oma where someone lives, their home is almost always located here
What is “en la esquina”?
“Ya sabes los judios que…” (hand motion included)
What is "salen como cucarachas"?
*con manitas*
The ideal temperature for a beer is considered to be between 38-45 degrees Fahrenheit, Oma prefers it at this temperature
What is room temperature?
Oma stated that if she were ever found “colgada con un mecate” it would be because she walked into the butcher shop and the butcher said…
What is “Que le damos abuelita?”
This destination was Oma’s ideal birthday trip for her group, until she decided not to go
What is Canada?
Oma considers this university her alma mater because of this class, which she took in heels
What UCSD and Tai Chi?
*answers phone*
“Hola! Hello! Cómo dormiste? …”
What is “Adivina quien se murio!”?
This ecologically friendly beverage will be offered to you after every meal at Oma’s (always on a plate)
What is cafe recyclado?
This neighbor died and has recently risen from the dead
Who is El Colorado?
This friend “es la amiga que tiene sus cosas alla arriba y no puede ser amiga de su vecina”
Who is Rosy?
He was, at one point, the handsomest man Oma knew in person
Who is El Carnicero de La Bodeguita
*La manera en que contesta el teléfono la Oma*
“Riinggg…”
What is “Bueno!!”?
You will never be able to replicate the taste of this famous Oma dessert, no matter how closely you follow the recipe
What is Oma’s apple pie?
Oma has collected pirinolas, marbles, and these
What are obituaries?
This couple, friends of Oma and el Aboyo, were infamous for falling asleep during dinner parties
Who are Los Kaloyan?
Oma keeps many lists: weird names, people who have been married multiple times, etc. However, only this list is cloaked in a code that only Oma knows
What is men whom Oma thinks are gay?