As Seen on TV
This mad scientist grandfather drags his grandson across dimensions, proving good parenting is entirely optional.
Rick and Morty
This electric car company named after a famous inventor lets you stream movies on the dashboard, making traffic jams slightly more tolerable.
Tesla
This blocky survival game lets you fight Creepers and build castles, proving that digital architecture is way easier than cleaning your actual bedroom.
Minecraft
The first meal of the day…
Breakfast
This massive, triangle-shaped European landmark in Paris looks like a giant metal radio tower, which is funny because it was originally built to be temporary.
Eiffel Tower
This Netflix hit about the Upside Down was originally titled Montauk, before they realized weirder things happen in Indiana.
Stranger Things
This gull-winged sports car needed 1.21 gigawatts to travel through time, but barely had enough power to beat a regular minivan in a race.
DeLorean
This 1980 arcade classic features a circle eating dots in a maze while being chased by ghosts, which is basically what raiding the fridge at midnight feels like.
PAC-MAN
People say the Patriots had an easy one of these last year
Schedule
This giant, boot-shaped country in Europe is famous for pizza, pasta, and having a leaning tower that desperately needs a contractor.
Italy
The Rembrandts performed the catchy theme song for this 90s sitcom, legally forcing viewers to clap four times.
Friends
This Italian luxury brand features a raging bull on its logo, which accurately describes how dad reacts when someone is a fool on the road
Lamborghini
Whether it’s the OG season or not, you’ll see Peter Griffin dropping from a bus ready to no scope casuals in this game
Fortnite
You'll need a double-M, a double-O, and a double-D to spell this word for a place to stay, which is ironically way too many letters for a simple hotel room
Accommodation
Famous for koalas and opera, this continent has a city that’s my namesake
Australia
This massive, sleeping Pokémon blocks Route 12, acting as the ultimate, un-movable furry traffic jam until you play a flute.
Snorlax
This iconic British secret agent car brand usually comes equipped with ejector seats and rocket launchers, which would really help during the morning school drop-off line.
Aston Martin
This football video game is what Wreck-IT Ralph would call “Old, but cool”
Retro Bowl
9 letter word meaning something is needed
Necessary
Covering over 800,000 square miles, this massive Arctic territory is officially recognized as the world's largest island.
Greenland
Rod Serling hosted this 60s show set in another dimension, which describes exactly where your missing socks go.
The Twilight Zone
This classic German "People's Car" is shaped exactly like an insect, fitting the name of this category, prompting decades of siblings violently punching each other's arms in the backseat.
Volkswagen Beetle
This legendary RPG series features a hero who spends decades saving princess, yet the game franchise is somehow named after her instead of him.
The Legend of Zelda
This word is for people who can use both their right and left hand equally well
Ambidextrous
This capital city's name sounds like a routine dental extraction, but it serves as the political heart of a nation completely surrounded by South Africa.
Maseru