Most Dogs Go To Heaven
Known for his incredible size, possibly killing people, and being fenced off For-E-Ver this dog and his hoard of baseballs might have a difficult time pleading his case at the pearly gates
The Beast (The Sandlot)
These two founding fathers had long standing politically based opposition. Which came to a head when one refused to give the other a presidential endorsement. An offense that led to a fatal duel
Alexander Hamilton and Aaron Burr
Best Director - Schindler's List
Best Picture - Schindler's List
Best. Director - Saving Private Ryan
Spielberg
While on a field trip the mini burger Peter Parker was enjoying turns out to be radioactive and bites back. He wakes up the next day finding himself transformed, with the abilities of his finger food, and a duty to use his power for good
Slider-man
British settlers came to America eventually forming this organization under the British crown. An organization that would eventually rebel and seek independence.
The Thirteen Colonies
After being bitten by a rabid bat this dog becomes increasingly aggressive all the way up until attacking and killing 3 people. Stephen King's creation would have trouble making it to the celestial
Cujo (Cujo)
These two super stars were dominant for the Lakers, providing a seemingly unstoppable attack. Their personal differences however and the spotlight not quite being big enough for two super stars led to a messy breakup and longstanding rivalry
Shaq and Kobe
Best Adapted Scoring - Fiddler On The Roof
Best Original Score - Jaws
Best Original Score - Star Wars
Best Original Score - E.T The Extra Terrestrial
Best Original Score - Schindler's List
John Williams
While doing her ticket taking job a woman develops a crush on now of her daily customers. When that customer gets into an accident that leaves him in a perpetual state of cleaning with a broom she must navigate life with his family who mistakenly believes her to be his fiancé.
While You Were Sweeping
Jesus during his earthly ministry had help from this group of followers.
The twelve apostles
While it's technically an alien originally this dog finds its way onto an arctic research centre where it begins fulfilling its agenda of assimilation. Assimilation is technically murder and definitely a sin
The Sled dog (The Thing)
Both women got to be established pop stars with mutual respect which eventually led to collaboration. However they began to have Bad Blood after one attempted to poach backup dancers from the other Mid-tour
Taylor Swift and Katy Perry
Best Actor - My Left Foot
Best Actor - There Will Be Blood
Best Actor - Lincoln
Daniel Day-Lewis
After accidentally being taken there, a Cervidae grows up in the North Pole believing he is one of Santa's reindeer despite being significantly larger. One day he is told the truth of his origin and must travel to discover his true parents still bringing his north pole naiveté.
Elk
At Camp Crystal Lake multiple groups of teenagers go to be counsellors and get murdered one by one by a hockey mask wearing serial killer
Friday the 13th
This dog holds many of the same pugilistic tendencies of its owner Sid, leading it to terrorize many toys and muddying its case for an eternal paradise
Scud (Toy Story)
Starring alongside each other in What About Bob, one of these actors annoying tendencies continued off the screen which contributed to the other's onscreen outrage as well as some extra curricular blow ups
Bill Murray and Richard Dreyfuss
Best Supporting Actress - Kramer vs Kramer
Best Actress - Sophie's Choice
Best Actress - The Iron Lady
Meryl Streep
a septuple group of brothers are inspired by the eldest who finds a shady financial dealing that proves to be a great fit. Despite being rough around the edges each biblically named brother is able to find his own underhanded money exchange
Seven Bribes For Seven Brothers
Sidney Lumet's movie adapted from a stage play. Centered around a jury's deliberation over a murder case, one not guilty vote, and that doubting jurors attempt to get others to see what he does in the case
12 Angry men
This dog lives to serve and protect the anti-christ, not only is it not getting into heaven it knows what heaven is and chooses to do evil.
Satanic Rotweiler (The Omen)
One was the first American to win the Tour de France even doing so after a hunting accident left him with 35 shotgun pellets still in his body. The other had an even better American cycling performance despite cancer. The first began accusing the other of doping receiving heavy backlash for it until his eventual vindication
Greg Lamond and Lance Armstrong
Best Original Screenplay - Good Will Hunting
Best Picture - Argo
Ben Affleck
A woman working in her family's gyro serving diner develops affection for sheets and blankets that are outside the ethnic style her family deeply values. She attempts to carry on a secret relationship before eventually having to confront wanting to be eternal paired with these comfort items.
My Big Fat Greek Bedding
Jenna Rink, a young girl obsessed with beauty magazines makes a wish to age dramatically. Her wish is granted and she has to contend with a version of her adult life that she's not totally sure represents her values.
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