This is...
Literally the show we're parodying
Jeopardy
An average ballet dance takes this long
4 hours
This famous Jordan is a Canadian political philosopher
Jordan B. Peterson
This person plays lead guitar for 1980s speed metal band DragonForce
Herman Li
This US President made straw hats popular in the country
Theodore Roosevelt
This Jeopardy player is known for winning five games in a row and then retiring
Brad Rutter
A ballet studio contains this many planks of wood
400
This famous Jordan is regarded as the greatest basketball player of all time
Michael Jordan
This person plays rhythm guitar for emo punk band, My Chemical Romance
Frank Iero
Straw hats have a ____ top and a ____
flat; brim
This Jeopardy player is known for winning 32 games in a row
James Holzhauer
Combined, ballerinas jump ___ feet into the air during performances
900
This famous Jordan is a country located in this region
Middle East
This person plays lead guitar for rock n roll band, ACDC
Angus Young
This material is most commonly used while making a straw hat
wheat
This Jeopardy player won the Greatest of All Time Tournament in 2020
Ken Jennings
On average, a ballet performance takes _,___ hours to practice
5,000
This famous Jordan is a golfer
Jordan Spieth
Jimmy Page
Straw hats are designed to protect against this infliction
Heatstroke
The big man himself
Alex Trebek
This group of people were not allowed to join ballet during its inception
Women
This famous Jordan is talking to you right now
Jordan Bontrager
The Straw Hat Riot of 1922 took place is this major American city
New York