STUPID PEOPLE OF THE BIBLE
AFTER THREATENING TO INVADE JUDAH (WHICH WASN'T VERY CASH MONEY OF HIM), HIS SEEMINGLY POWERFUL ARMY WAS DEFEATED BY ONE ANGEL
SENNACHERIB
JONAH PREACHED IN THIS CITY AFTER BEING YEETED OUT OF A GIANT FISH
NINEVAH
THEY'RE THE KINGDOM HALL "BOUNCERS," KEEPING AN EYE OUT FOR PEOPLE WHO LOOK 'SUS
ATTENDANTS
"DON'T OBSESS OVER LOOKING LIKE A SNACK," WAS THIS PERSON'S MESSAGE
TIMOTHY/PETER
I'M SHOOK...THESE WERE FORETOLD AS A SIGN OF THE "LAST DAYS" BY JESUS
EARTHQUAKES
NO CAP; HIS NAME LITERALLY MEANT "SENSELESS;STUPID"
NABAL
DON'T TRIP;THE TRANSLATION OF THIS CITY NAME IS RENDERED "CONFUSION"
BABEL
HE'S ESSENTIALLY THE TERRITORY POLICE-AND VISITS THE SERVICE GROUPS REGULARLY
SERVICE OVERSEER
"YOU HUSBANDS, KEEP ON LOVING YOUR WIVES AND DO NOT BE SALTY WITH THEM"
COLOSSIANS
FOUNDED AFTER WORLD WAR II, THIS "DISGUSTING THING" IS COMMITTED TO MAINTAINING "INTERNATIONAL PEACE AND SECURITY"
United Nations
THESE TWO WERE "FIRED" FOR OFFERING UNAUTHORIZED FIRE
NADAB AND ABIHU
THIS LAND WAS GIVEN TO THE ISRAELITES IN EGYPT; IT'S NAME NOT TO BE CONFUSED WITH GUO SEN
GOSHEN
NO, NOT THE LATE BASKETBALL LEGEND; THIS BROTHER SCHEDULES MEETINGS WITH THE ELDERS AND FORWARDS COMMUNICATIONS FROM THE BRANCH
COORDINATOR OF THE BODY OF ELDERS
"IS THERE ANYONE SICK AMONG YOU? CALL THE BROTHERS, AND LET THEM PRAY OVER HIM"
JAMES
A COALITION OF NATIONS THAT WILL FIGHT AGAINST PURE WORSHIP
GOG OF MAGOG
THIS WICKED PERSON ORDERED ALL THE PROPHETS OF JEHOVAH KILLED, INCLUDING ELIJAH
JEZEBEL
THIS SNOW CAPPED DORMANT VOLCANO IS WHERE THE ARK RESTED AFTER THE FLOOD
MT. ARARAT
THIS TRIO APPROVE APPLICATIONS AND ASSIGN PUBLISHERS TO FIELD SERVICE GROUPS
SERVICE COMMITTEE
THIS PERSON HAD TO ACT 'SUS IN FRONT OF KING A'CHISH TO SAVE HIS LIFE
DAVID
THIS GROUP OF PEOPLE, SYMBOLIZED AS A GROUP OF THIS ANIMAL, WILL "BEAT THEMSELVES IN GRIEF" AFTER REALIZING THEIR FATE
GOATS
THIS PRIDEFUL PRIME MINISTER BECAME THE "HANGMAN" WHEN THE STAKE HE INTENDED TO HANG SOMEONE ELSE ON ENDED UP BEING FOR HIM
HAMAN
THIS TINY TOWN WOULD HAVE THE HONOR OF BEING THE BIRTHPLACE OF THE MESSIAH
BETHLEHEM
THIS COMMITTEE ARRANGES THE MATERIAL FOR ALL MEETINGS AND CONVENTIONS, AS WELL AS ALL THEOCRATIC SCHOOLS (THIS GAME OBVIOUSLY WASN'T MADE BY THEM)
TEACHING COMMITTEE
FROM THE PIDGIN BIBLE: "THEY CALL HIM THE DEVIL, AND SATAN...GOD THREW HIM DOWN ON TOP OF THE EARTH."-WAT JESUS SHOW JOHN 12:9
REV. 12:9
PEOPLE WILL BECOME "FAINT OUT OF FEAR" WHEN THEY LOOK UP IN THE SKY AND SEE THESE EVENTS
CELESTIAL SIGHTS/PHENOMENA