STOCKS, SYMBOLICALLY
MMM:
THAT KIND OF SAYS IT ALL
What is 3M?
IN 1952 GLEN BELL WAS SELLING BURGERS; HE THEN ADDED THESE TO THE DRIVE-IN MENU, & THE REST IS HISTORY
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AFL:
IF IT WALKS LIKE A DUCK...
What is Aflac?
SPRINGSTEEN SAID DAVID SANCIOUS WAS "THE ONLY MEMBER OF THE GROUP WHO EVER ACTUALLY LIVED" THERE.
What is "e street"?
SCHW:
WE'RE INVESTED IN YOUR RESPONSE
What is Charles Schwab?
IN THE 18th C., SELLING STOCK YOU DIDN'T YET OWN, HOPING IT WOULD FALL, WAS CALLED SELLING THIS ANIMAL'S SKIN
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CMCSA:
YOUR TECHNICIAN WILL ARRIVE BETWEEN 7 A.M. & 11 P.M. (WE KID, THERE'S A 2-HOUR WINDOW)
What is Comcast?
ON JANUARY 12, 1998 19 EUROPEAN NATIONS ENDORSED THE FIRST INTERNATIONAL BAN OF THIS PRACTICE ON HUMANS
What is Cloning?
GIS:
CHEERIOS & YOPLAIT ARE ON US!
What is General Mills?
THIS PRESIDENT KEPT A PERSONALLY SIGNIFICANT COCONUT SHELL ON HIS WHITE HOUSE DESK
Who is JFK?