passover
what are number of cups of wine we drink at the seder
What is 4
What is the name of the card in a restaurant?
Menu card
What loses it head at night and gets it back in the morning?
A pillow!
How do you make seven even?
Remove the S
What goes up and down the stairs without moving?
a rag
They can be "sinkers" or "floaters" in your bowl.
What is matzah balls.
what do you bake in the oven for a birthday ?
What happened to the dog that swallowed a firefly?
It barked with de-light!
What is smaller than an ant's mouth?
What the ant eats.
What's black and white and red all over?
An embarrassed skunk. A zebra painted red. A sunburned penguin. A newspaper.
What you eat when you can't one with extra cheese from Jerusalem (or a Kosher Pizza Hut)
What is matzah pizza
what do you buy at the store and keep it frozen in the freezer?
ice cream
Why was the students report card wet?
It was below C level!
I am a fathers child and a mothers child, yet I am not a son. Who am I?
Who is their daughter.
I have holes in my top and bottom, my left and right, and in the middle. But I still hold water. What am I?
sponge
What you can use instead of flour
What is matzah meal
what is It is round and has tomato sauce, cheese on it ?
a pizza
How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh?
Ten-tickles
What kind of soda must you not drink?
What is baking soda.
What can run but never walks, has a mouth but never talks, has a head but never weeps, has a bed but never sleeps?
a river
what is the name of festive meal eaten on Passover night is called ?
Seder
what can you find the water and you can catch it a fishing pole ??
a fish
I'm always there, some distance away. I'm trapped between land, sea, and sky. You come closer, but I'm still distant. What am I?
The Horizon
What gets wetter and wetter the more it dries?
What is a towel
I'm the part of the bird that's not in the sky. I can swim in the ocean and yet remain dry. What am I?
a shadow