You’re a LEGEND
Oh, the products you'll use!
Welcome to Jira-ssic Park!
Rhyme Time
What the buckeye!
200

The twice-yearly report from Atlassian is focused on the health of teams around the world

State of Teams Report

200

Say “open sesame” if you want in, but if you’re using a tool this one is for the win

Atlassian Access

200

I bet there wouldn’t be as many issues with the park if Ray Arnold used this tool within Jira connect work from multiple projects and teams together

Advanced Roadmaps

200

Yellow

Trello

200

This was going to be the name of Ohio's capital city, Columbus, until the legislature decided it was too dull.

Ohio City

400

This syndrome emerged as existing in 42% of respondents, which is defined as a persistent inability to believe that ones success is deserved

Impostor Syndrome

400

To avoid getting lost while wondering about, keep this tool close as it will help you right out

Compass

400

When the electric fences started to fail around the park, this tool would have been great to have to collect all the incidents

Jira Service Management

400

Quarry

Story
400

This fast-food chain opened its first-ever location in Columbus in 1969...I'm sure the owner's daughter was there for the occasion!

Wendy's

600

Of the four attributes that create legendary teams, this attribute focused on creating a environment where people feel they can speak up on a team is considered the most important

Psychological Safety

600

When working with Git, this ones a fit!

Bitbucket

600

Don’t confuse the Jurassic Park JP acronym for this new product from Atlassian with the acronym JPD

Jira Product Discovery

600

Yard

Card

600

This American President found out he won the position while visiting the Ohio Statehouse...this is no lie

Abraham Lincoln

800

When employees are given this, there is a significant improvement in innovation and wellbeing compared to implementing a remote, hybrid, or in-office working model

Flexibility

800

Status meetings are the worst, that’s why on Fridays I enter my update here first

Atlas

800

It’s not a T-Rex, but the name Jira originated from this monstrous beast

Godzilla

800

Trace

Space

800

Columbus was the headquarters to this sports organization from 1927-1939. 

NFL

1000

Doing this can help combat Impostor Syndrome and promote Psychological Safety

Saying Thank You

1000

If insights are what you seek, this product is quite unique

Atlassian Analytics

1000

Dennis Nedry may not have been so disgruntled if he used this view in Jira to organize all the issues he needed to address with the park systems

Backlog

1000

Stay

Play

1000

In 1994, artist Michael Cochran constructed 109 concrete sculptures of this multi-use food item, each standing 75 inches tall. He arranged them in rows on a field in Dublin, a Columbus suburb.

Corn

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