Dad Jokes
Dad-isms
Pop-purri
Famous Fathers
Fathers in Film
In a word? Dad
Dads in the Wild
100
What do you call cheese that isn't yours?
Nacho-Cheese
100
He usually says this when you ask for something.
(Go ask....)
Go ask your Mother...
100
Father's day is celebrated in this month.
June
100
Prince William and Prince Harry
King Charles
100
Marlin Brando plays the head of an Italian crime family.
The godfather.
100
What is the capital of Iraq?
Baghdad
100
Which male animal is considered to carry and give birth to their young?
Seahorse dads are known for being the only males in the animal kingdom to carry and give birth to their young.
200
Why didn't the skeleton attend the dance?
Because he had no body to go with!
200
A usual Dad-ish response to saying you're hungry
Hi hungry, I'm Dad!
200
A common gift for dads who love to build things. Usually advertised around fathers day.
What are tools.
200
He was Simba's wise father in the movie "The Lion King"
Mufasa
200
In the world of TV dads, who was the head of the Brady Bunch?
Mike Brady
200
An island located in the West Indies.
Trinidad.
200
What do Cassowary dads do?
Cassowary dads are responsible for incubating eggs and raising their chicks alone for up to nine months after the female leaves. These dedicated fathers teach their chicks how to find food, avoid dangers, and navigate the rainforest. They also provide protection, act as a feathered bodyguard, and even break up large fruits into smaller pieces for the young chicks to eat.
300
What do you call fake spaghetti?
An Impasta!
300
Dad's response to saying you've broken something
("I'll give it a...")
I'll give it a look.
300
This flower is traditionally associated with fathers day.
The rose.
300
This yellow cartoon dad works at a nuclear power plant and loves a beer.`
Homer Simpson
300
This movie dad is most famous for ruining his family's vacations despite his otherwise good intentions.
Clark Griswold
300
An indescribable thing for which you can't remember the name.
Doodad.
300
What male Antarctic bird must spend two months keeping the egg of their offspring warm by balancing it on his feet?
Emporer Penguin
400
Why is sand at the beach yellow?
Because the sea weed!
400
This is what happens to dads within 10 minutes of sitting down to "watch TV" after dinner.
Falling asleep on the couch/recliner.
400
Father's Day was first celebrated in this country.
The United States
400
A heroic father turned dangerous in Star Wars became this deadly character.
Darth Vader
400
This father of seven children had a hard time keeping a nanny until Maria showed up.
Captain Von Trapp
400
A small lobster-like crustacean.
Crawdad.
400
This fish dad builds bubble nests and guards the eggs until they hatch.
Betta Fish
500
Why did the scarecrow win an award?
Because he was outstanding in his field!
500
Dads generally refuse to ask for these when driving, even when clearly lost.
Directions!
500
Many dads are famous for loving this appliance, used for cooking meat and veg.
The Grill!
500
Lisa Marie is the daughter of this King of Rock & Roll.
Elvis Presley.
500
A divorced actor who is willing to go to any lengths to get his children back, even posing as a matronly Scottish housekeeper.
Mrs. Doubtfire
500
To flee quickly as if in a panic.
skedaddle
500
A certain species of amphibian fathers, keep their “tadpoles” in their mouths until they can make it on their own?
Frogs
600
Why can't dinosaurs clap their hands?
Bescause they're extinct!
600
If you adjust this even a single degree, Dad will know immediately
The thermostat.
600
What popular sport holds its championship event on Father's Day weekend?
The U.S. Open Golf Championship is held on Father's Day weekend.
600
Who sang the son "Isn't she lovely" about his newborn baby daughter?
Stevie Wonder
600
In To Kill a Mockingbird this father played a positive role model who is sympathetic to his children's needs
Atticus Finch
600
University in spanish.
Universidad.
600
Once her eggs are laid. What large Australian male bird incubates the eggs and after hatching he watches over the chicks for 2 years?
Emus
700
How many apples grow on an apple tree?
All of them!
700
This can heal most injuries, according to Dad.
Rub some dirt in it, you'll be fine.
700
The record for the most children fathered by a single man is held by Moulay Ismail ibn Sharif, who was the Sultan of Morocco from 1672 to 1727. How may children did he father?
It is believed that he fathered a total of 867 children, including 525 sons and 342 daughters.
700
This "Great One" is a famous Canadian dad to five children and often coaches the sport of his youth.
Wayne Gretzkey
700
This father of two has won the most Academy Awards in history. He accumulated 26 Oscars in his career. Hint: He is not an actor.
Walt Disney
700
A movement in art and literature based on deliberate irrationality and negation of traditional artistic values
Dadaism
700
This dad is often not a dad for very long. Don't lose your head over this. Pray about it.
Thge Praying Mantis