Netflix and Cry
Now a Netflix TV show, this viral song and dance will have Mommy, Daddy, Grandma, and Grandpa go crazy as Baby chomps it down again, and again, and again....
Baby Shark
When a baby does this, it’s a sign they might be hungry, tired, or just in need of attention, and they will likely do it while making intense eye contact.
Cry
AI predicts Baby Jones' first word will be:
A) "Daddy"
B) "Mommy"
C) "No"
D) "Actually..."
Actually....
This iconic baby is known for her pacifier and rarely speaking, but her clever antics and subtle wisdom often steal the show. Don't give her a gun around rich oligarchs.
Maggie Simpson
When this happens, parents everywhere breathe a sigh of relief and hope it lasts at least 6 hours. It involves no crying, no feeding, just quiet.
Nighttime Sleep, Bedtime, or Sleeping through the night
At age 16, Baby Jones will win an award for:
A) Best impromptu speech at a debate tournament about how the limit does exist
B) Most innovative TikTok where she hides and pies her dad in the face
C) Best actress in the school musical production of Jesus Christ Superstar
D) Best adapted screenplay for a musical production of Children of the Corn
Best actress in the school musical production of Jesus Christ Superstar
His true name, revealed it has been. Strong with the Force, this one is. Name him, you must
Grogu
This item is typically bright, colorful, and used by babies to make noise, but it might also be the reason parents lose their minds when they step on it in the dark.
Rattle
When asked about their dream job, Baby Jones will say:
A) Broadway actor
B) Author of bestselling young adult novels
C) Professional travel vlogger with Nimbus as her sidekick
D) D&E Professor who teaches a course called "Memes and Modern Communication"
B) Author of bestselling young adult novels