REAL BOOZERS
Eric Adams
Identity Politics
Aw, Hell!
Shakespeare
200

1 1/2 oz vodka, 3 oz tomato juice, 1/2 oz lemon juice, salt, pepper, Tabasco, Worcestershire sauce

Bloody Mary

200

What country is Eric Adams a dear friend to?

Turkiye! New York is the Istanbul of America. 

200

Do you hate black people? 

let the dice fall where they may. 

200

Dante Aligheri ventured down "the steep and savage path" through Hell, guided by this Roman poet

Virgil

200

"The fault, dear Brutus, is not in our stars, but in ourselves."

Julius Caesar 

400

1 1/2 oz white rum, 1 oz lime juice, 2 teaspoons sugar, mint, club soda

Mojito!

400

In the wake of the elections in November, Kamala Harris has received intense scrutiny as the supposed "Border Czar" of Biden's administration. However, Biden is not the only major American political figure with a czar. For what cause did Eric Adams see the need to appoint a "czar" of his own in early 2023?

The Rat Czar!! (She seemingly hasn't done a very good job.)

400

Do you hate gay people? When did Stonewall happen?? 

1969!

400

Persephone found herself trapped in the Underworld by Hades after he tricked her into eating the seeds of this fruit, which thereafter became her iconic symbol.

Pomegranate! 

400

"There are more things in Heaven and Earth, Horatio, than are dreamt of in your philosophy."

Hamlet

600

2 oz cognac, 3/4 oz lemon juice, 3/4 oz orange liqueur

Sidecar

600

What did Eric Adams do with the first paycheck he received as mayor?

HE CONVERTED ALL OF IT TO BITCOIN AND ETHEREUM!!

600

Do you hate Latino people? What was FALN? 

American left-wing paramilitary operating throughout the 70's and early 80's. They sought Puerto Rican independence. 
600

What spectacular sight is also, in Zoroastrianism, the bridge one crosses to reach the world of the dead?

The rainbow! 

600

"Life’s but a walking shadow, a poor player, that struts and frets his hour upon the stage, and then is heard no more; it is a tale told by an idiot, full of sound and fury, signifying nothing."

Macbeth

800

1 7/10 oz tequila, 1/6 oz lime juice, 3 2/5 oz grapefruit soda

Paloma

800

Eric Adams has been a major public advocate for veganism since the moment he first came to power. According to Eric Adams, veganism in fact saved his life, and furthermore single-handedly restored the vision in his left eye. However, we the people may have reason to doubt the authenticity of his commitment to veganism. What notably non-vegan food item does Eric Adams keep getting caught eating?

Fish! 

800

Do you hate the disabled? What was the first triple-A video game title fully accessible to the blind?

The Last of Us 2!

800

Which common phenomenon, striking around half the global population at one point in their lives or another, is frequently understood in the Islamic world as an assault by the demonic creatures that inhabit our world called jinn?

Sleep paralysis! 

800

"But I will wear my heart upon my sleeve for daws to peck at; I am not what I am."

Othello

1000

One part gin, one part chartreuse, one part maraschino, one part lime juice.

Last Word

1000

Eric Adams has been known to frequently use the phrase "New York is the ____ of America." 


Name every city Eric Adams has used in this phrase.

1000

Do you hate me? Who were Sacco and Vanzetti? 

Two Italian anarchists living in Braintree, Massachusetts, who were (probably) falsely accused of murder and executed for that crime. 

1000

Unlike the Christian Hell, one's stay in the Narakas of Hinduism (the "hell realm") is temporary. This is also true in the Buddhist and Jainist Narakas. However, where Hinduism differs from Buddhism and Jainism is that, in Hinduism, which Naraka one's soul is condemned to is determined by the judgment of this deity of death, known as he who was first to die.

Yama

1000

"Why then, the world’s mine oyster, which I
with sword will open."

The Merry Wives of Windsor

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