MY NECK
MY BACK
LICK MY P#$$%
AND MY FLAP
POTENT POTABLES
200
ACDF STANDS FOR…
Anterior Cervical Discectomy and Fusion
200
The narrowing of a space
Stenosis
200
Confusious (and Kevin) say: using this microscope for Tubes and Tonsils is like using a cannon to kill a fly.
ARveo
200
You might use this instrument in a FESS
Calvian bipolar
200
If you're going to host a zoom call with this manufacturer, remember to put NSFW in the invite
GT Pornhub Zoombomb
400
There are this many vertebra in the cervical spine
7
400
The 5 approaches to the Lumbar spine
ALIF, OLIF, LLIF/XLIF, PLIF, TLIF
400
The reconstruction of the eardrum and/or the small bones of the middle ear
Tympanoplasty
400
Name 3 things you can sell (easily) to a surgeon doing transsphenoidals
Evans Rotatable
Endopen
Doppler (8 mHZ)
400
You'll need one of these to catch a pass from Marky Mark
600
THIS LEVEL OF CERVICAL SIPNE WOULD NEED MORE THAN A GREEK GOD TO HOLD UP REILLYS CRANIUM
Atlas
600
Kevin has block time at the Motel 6 on Route 120 in Sandusky performing these types Lumbar procedures…
AxiaLif
600
In the picture below, this part of the ear is being touched
The Pinna
600
Touch your Sella
600
Name the 3 hottest manufacturer support staff (female only please, yes Logan, we all think Houston's cute too)
Ashley Hupman
Dimple Malkan
Rachel Flynn
800
The odontoid process is a part of this vertebra (extra point if you know another name for the odontoid process)
Axis (Dens)
800
How many vertebra are in the lumbar spine
5
800
If you told Jakes Yaya about this part of your ear she'd think you watched too much StarTrek
Cochlea (latin for Snail)
800
Name 3 approaches to an accoustic neuroma
translabyrinthine
suboccipital
middle fossa
800
You might find this distributor principle here on "business"
Bourbon Street
1000
This chart can be used to identify the source of your radiating pain (extra point for the medical term for "radiating pain")
Dermatome Chart (radiculopathy)
1000
These are the main differences between a PLiF and a TLiF
PLiF is usually bilateral, open, more bone removal, and retraction on nerve root.
1000
Mailleus, Incus, Stapes
The Auditory Ossicles
1000
Cranial nerve #8 is formed when these 2 nerves converge
Vestibular nerve & Cochlear nerve
1000
While no longer an S1 rep, this quiet, Mickey Mouse loving meat head will talk your mouse ears off about blue goo.
Steve Kirit