Turkey Troubles
This happens when you forget to defrost the turkey the night before.
What is panic?
This movie features a boy defending his house from burglars using traps that OSHA would not approve.
What is Home Alone?
This scent is found in 99% of fall candles.
What is pumpkin spice?
This dish is typically served after dinner but eaten by some people during dinner.
What is pie?
This mysteriously happens every holiday week where email replies take this long to arrive.
What is forever / 3–5 business days?
This item is often left inside the turkey by accident, creating a surprise no one asked for.
What is the giblet bag?
This Thanksgiving classic follows a father and daughter as they try to prove a man is Santa Claus.
What is Miracle on 34th Street?
This fall scent is basically “the forest" but expensive.
What is cedarwood?
This side dish is made from bread, vegetables, and the combined sighs of every person forced to make it.
What is stuffing?
This is the number of meetings that should be scheduled Thanksgiving week.
What is zero?
The turkey ends up dry when this happens.
What is overcooking?
This animated movie features a turkey traveling back in time to stop Thanksgiving from being created.
What is Free Birds?
Cinnamon + sugar + “Who burned something?” = this fall favorite
What is apple pie?
This is the average number of calories consumed during Thanksgiving dinner.
What is 3,000–4,500 calories?
Someone always replies to an email chain with this phrase, even when unnecessary.
What is “Thanks!”?
This tool, often used with confidence but not skill, is used to carve the turkey.
What is an electric knife?
This film shows a disastrous family road trip with the iconic line “Why is the carpet all wet, Todd?
What is National Lampoon’s Christmas Vacation?
This scent smells cozy, but also exactly like your typical aunt’s house.
What is vanilla?
This Thanksgiving side has marshmallows on top for reasons scientists still can’t explain.
What are sweet potatoes / sweet potato casserole?
This is what happens when Miguel says, “I'll try to make this meeting as quick as possible.”
What is absolutely not a quick meeting?
Aside from screaming, if your turkey catches fire, experts suggest doing this.
What is using a fire extinguisher?
This movie has the iconic “Planes, Trains, and Automobiles” scenario as a man tries to get home for Thanksgiving.
What is Planes, Trains & Automobiles?
This earthy fall scent is often described as “pleasant dirt.”
What is patchouli?
This food item is often argued about smooth or chunky?
What is cranberry sauce?
This is the person who joins a video call muted, unaware everyone is trying to talk to them.
Who is everyone?