Thanksgiving
It's the process of soaking turkey in a saltwater solution before cooking it
What is brining?
The NBA was originally called the NBAA ... and the second A stood for this
What is America?
I will be your father figure (Oh, baby)
Put your tiny hand in mine (I'd love to)
I will be your ________ _______ (Be your daddy)
Anything you have in mind (It would make me)
What is preacher teacher?
This nighttime directional beacon is visible to Captain Kirk and crew
What is North Star Trek?
-3 + 2x = 11
What is 7?
It's the temperature a turkey should be cooked to for safe consumption
What is 165 degrees?
This player managed to win the NBA Finals MVP Award, even though they were on the losing team
Who is Jerry West?
I can see her lying back in her satin dress
In a room where you do what you ____ _______
Sundown, you better take care
If I find you been creeping 'round my back stairs
What is don't confess?
Its two-day shipping even covers 0 degrees longitude
What is Amazon Prime Meridian?
15 + 5x = 0
What is -3?
This U.S. president decided that Thanksgiving would always be observed on the last Thursday in November
Who is Lincoln?
George Gervin’s 'most points scored in a quarter’ record was broken in 2015, by this player—who still holds the record today
Who is Klay Thompson?
Well they got an apartment with deep
Pile carpet
And a couple of paintings from Sears
A big ________ that they bought
With the bread
They had saved for a couple
Of years
They started to fight when the
Money got tight
And they just didn't count on
The tears
What is waterbed?
A (formerly) Mr. Gisele mandated background check for gun sales?
What is Tom Brady Law?
x + 9 = 18 - 2x
What is 3?
In 1995, this popular Thanksgiving vegetable was the first to be grown in space
What is potato?
They are the only active NBA franchise with multiple Final appearances, with no losses
Who are the Chicago Bulls?
I never knew there'd come a day
When I'd be sayin' to you
"Don't let this good love slip away
Now that we know that it's true"
Don't, don't you know ___ ____ __ ___ _ __
No, said I'd never fall in love again
But it's real and the feeling comes shining through
What is the kind of man I am?
Stranger Things star overturns Plessy v Ferguson
What is Millie Bobby Brown v. the Board of Education?
4x + 6 = -10
What is -4?
This Native American man served as an interpreter and guide for the Pilgrims during the first Thanksgiving
Who is Squanto?
This player has the record for most career turnovers in NBA Finals
Who is LeBron James?
You're thinking up your white lies
_____ _______ __ ____ _______ ____
You say you're coming home, but you won't say when
But I can feel it coming
If you leave tonight, keep running
And you need never look back again
What is you're putting on your bedroom eyes?
The secret behind an avian saying about valuing what you have is given away by Duke, a golden retriever
What is a bird in the hand is worth two in the Bush's Baked Beans?
-x - 1 = 221 + 2x
What is -74?