Real, Florida, or Me
Man arrested for throwing alligator through Wendy’s drive-thru window.
Florida
What kind of animal was Geoffrey, the longtime mascot of Toys "R" Us?
Giraffe
Four turtles trained in martial arts eat pizza and live in a sewer. No one questions this.
TMNT
Dogs
Pack
High School Musical premiered on Disney Channel
2006
Man attempts to board flight with rocket launcher in checked bag.
Real
What dozy treetop mammal can hold its breath underwater for a whopping 40 minutes, even longer than dolphins?
Sloths
Science-loving redhead takes kids on field trips that probably violate every safety law
The Magic School Bus
Crows
Murder
LeBron James was drafted into the NBA
2003
Woman bites camel’s testicles at petting zoo, sues.
Florida
The pattern of wrinkles on the noses of which large animal act like a fingerprint in humans, as they are unique to each individual animal?
Gorillas
Tween lives a double life as a pop star and still has the audacity to act surprised when people recognize her
Hannah Montana
Porcupines
Prickle
Britney Spears released “…Baby One More Time.”
1999
Woman Claims Her Alexa Is Ghosting Her After Argument
Made Up
In 1997, a group of school kids successfully convinced Michigan to make this forest critter the official state animal?
Deer
Two under-supervised stepbrothers casually defy physics all summer while their pet lives a full James Bond subplot.
Phineas and Ferb
Kangroos
Mob
Barack Obama was elected President for the first time
2008
Man Discovers Long-Lost Cousin Is His Uber Driver, Demands Family Discount Mid-Ride
Made up
What bird has the largest wingspan
Albatross
Adopted kid asks zero questions about being a completely different species while his family time-travels via prehistoric subway
Dinosaur Train
Lemurs
Conspiracy
Napoleon Dynamite hit theaters
2004