greta-coded characters
"get lost squidward!" this sarcastic billionaire wants nothing to do with that tool hammer
tony stark
"what the hell sure" was greta's review of this jason momoa fish movie
aquaman
greta named her iphone after this actor with a padawan braid
ewan mcgreggor
"way harsh tai"
clueless
name two food/drinks greta has hyperfixated on
dino nuggies, bbq sauce, mixed vegetables, vegan dumplings, waterloo, risotto, fresca, etc.
this girl slays in a plaid miniskirt on or off the croquet green
veronica sawyer
this origin flick about a famous chocolatier had us saying "bingala!", while greta simply said: "well it was certainly a movie"
wonka
dubbed "eggsy", this actor has played an eagle and a spy
taron egerton
"chew like you have a secret"
she's the man
name three musicals greta adores
waitress, hamilton, little shop of horrors, tick tick boom, into the woods, hairspray, rocky horror picture show, etc.
this foxy fella is the smooth-talking criminal king of a utopia for animals
nick wilde
greta deemed this animated animal-casted sequel about a musical "simply delightful"
sing 2
this scottish actor looks hot in a bald cap or goat hooves - i'm split on which i like better
james mcavoy
"you pay this woman to sit on babies? i'd do it for nothing"
the cat in the hat
name three of greta's favorite shows plz :)
glee, ahs, the boys, over the garden wall, etc.
this totally tubular gal is known for her signature crimped hair and love of cemeteries filled with potential undead suitors
lisa frankenstein
simply dubbed by greta, "perfection", this 90s comedy about two friends taking a walk down memory lane in platform heels is all really just an ad for post-it notes
romy & michele's high school reunion
lead singer of vocal adrenaline, i'd like to seymour of this actor who's king of greta's heart
jonathan groff
"spell it with your peas!"
easy a
name three artists greta's seen in concert
fall out boy, panic at the disco, green day/smashing pumpkins, halsey, shakira, beabadoobee ;), etc. NOT ACCEPTABLE: remi wolf
this "very f*cking confused" man loves three things: cigarettes, his camera, and peanut butter
adam stanheight
"the elation i feel is on par with the post challengers first viewing high" - greta's take on this modern-day beauty and the beast romcom
your monster
this actor always makes greta smile, whether playing a punk rocker or a cop with a vengeance
kyle gallner
"sorry little darlin, hope i didn't your do"
hairspray
name three emo bands greta loves
5sos, green day, mcr, panic!, fall out boy, twenty one pilots, pierce the veil, all time low, etc.