At dances, Drew can often be found in this role. If you slip a 10 in his cummerbund, your table might get called first for dinner!
Emcee/Master of Ceremonies
Drew dresses up as this jolly man almost every year to entertain kids from ages 1 to 92.
Santa Claus
Drew has been featured many times on this large 4-sided TV screen that hangs in the middle of Roger's Arena during Canuck's games.
Jumbotron
Drew started reading this series after the eighth movie was released in 2011, but did not finish all seven books (no spoilers!).
Harry Potter
Although we're partying like it's 1995 tonight, this day is Drew's actual 30th birthday.
November 17th
Drew was the one covered in glitter when he dressed up as one of the four members of this 1970's Swedish band.
ABBA
During the holidays, Drew can be found chugging this thick, creamy liquid by the gallon.
Egg Nog
This loveable Canuck's mascot attended Drew's 8th birthday. Unfortunately, he couldn't be here today because he didn't want to.
Fin
This book has been called "the greatest story ever told" and has been read by millions who seek deeper meaning in life, but not by Drew due to the lack of pictures.
The Bible
The only time he has smashed (on) someone over 70, Drew loves to play this sport, a favourite of those on the waiting list for a new hip.
Pickleball
Somebody come get him! Drew is known for whirling girls on the dance floor in this style of dance that was popular in the 50's.
Jive
Christmas is a time for joy, a time for family. Boxing day is for the start of this tournament that Drew watches every year.
World's Juniors Ice Hockey Championship
This dual-hosted radio/morning show is Drew's favourite way to hear minimally intriguing hearsay about the NHL's 28th best team.
Donnie and Dhali - The Team
Completed in September 2025, this is the longest document Drew has ever read.
His mortgage contract/strata agreement
Besides a bride, this is the only thing that Drew wants at his wedding. Hint: we're having it tonight.
Ice cream cake
Kabhi khushi, kabhie bum. As a child, Drew used to shake it to this classic Bollywood tune. Everybody!
Say Shava Shava
"5:00 - solve world hunger (tell nobody), 5:30 - jazzercise" is a line from this movie, which was released on Drew's birthday.
How the Grinch Stole Christmas
The only time that Drew was sad on the last of school was in this grade, when the Canucks lost Game 7 of the Stanley Cup final the night before.
Grade 10
To be or not to be? Drew performed a parody of this Shakespeare play for his English class, renaming the leading lady "Ophel-me-up".
Hamlet
Drew was elected to his high school Grad Committee after promising his entire grade a classic dish and was thereafter known as this, VP-BC for short.
Vice President Butter Chicken
Back in the days of Thriller (iykyk!), Drew hosted the party dressed as this SNL character accompanied by two beat-boy skeletons. Any questions?
David S. Pumpkins
Drew escorted this former BC Premier while dressed as Santa in 2016.
Christie Clark
Though he claims to be a Canucks fan, Drew actually owns a rare jersey from this team, who threw daggers at the Canucks from 2008-2010.
Chicago Blackhawks
Score! This was the only magazine Drew has ever subscribed to and would read cover-to-cover as a teenager.
Hockey News
As a child, Drew won a Goan singing contest with this classic 1960's hit sung by Frank Sinatra.
My Way