Mr Kissy Kissy
My drink of choice
What is Fireball?
This Year 7 mentor dipped in the middle of our school year
Who is Jimmy Beaufils?
This event is theorised to be orchestrated by the then president, making it an 'inside job'
What is 9/11?
NESA
What is the NSW Education Standards Authority?
I've been twerking for boys for so long
I'vе been flirting with boys for so long
My jaw's been hurting for so, so long it's real
So long, it's real, so long, it's real
What is Mask by We The Sus Music?
The train stop I get off at when going home from school
What is Summer Hill Station?
Captain of Indie
Who is Jack Singleton?
This pedo killed himself in his cell
Who is Jeffrey Epstein?
DUI
What is driving under the influence?
Somewhere between like Rocky and Cosby
Sweater game, nope nope, y'all can't copy
Yup, Bad, moonwalking, this here is our party
What is Can't Hold Us by Macklemore and Ryan Lewis?
The number of months I have spent on my L's with no hours
What are 13 months?
The teacher with the only last name comprised of purely consonants
Who is Kirk Ng?
Where is Nevada?
NASA
What is National Aeronautics and Space Administration?
It's my own design
It's my own remorse
Help me to decide
Help me make the most
Of freedom and of pleasure
Nothing ever lasts forever
What is Everybody Wants to Rule the World by Tears for Fears?
The name of my previous dog before Fungus
Who is Rocket?
This technology teacher shares a name with a classic N64 platformer
What is Glover?
This infamous 2012 Elementary school shooting was called staged by Infowars' Alex Jones, and that the grieving families are actors
What is the Sandy Hook Massacre?
PETA
What is People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals?
gonna make you wonder why you even try
gonna take you down and laugh when you cry
and I still don't know how I even survive
What is Hard Times by Paramore?
A group including me, Callum Latham, Cheese and Addison Eastway won this international competition in Year 5?
What is Tournament of the Minds?
This person's name, in another common pronunciation, can be confused with enacting a part of a classic nursery rhyme (gently)
Who is Rohan Ghandi?
Genuine American research in the 1950s and 1960s into chemical interrogation and mind-control techniques that were followed by many conspiracy theories, especially following CIA Director Richard Helm's 1973 order to destroy all files related to the project.
What is MKUltra?
CFC (The stuff that hurts the ozone, produced by hairspray etc.)
What is Chlorofluorocarbon?
Had, I pray so much about it need some knee, pads
It happened for a reason one can't be, mad
So know this, know that everything's cool
And yes I will be present on the first day of school, and graduation
What is Ms. Jackson by Outkast