One-Letter-Wrong Movies
Joe Biden stars as a kid who lights a candle and melts three witches.
Hocus Potus
Adding to a long history of liars and degenerates from this state, in 1834 Ohio physician John Cook sold this as a cure for upset stomachs. When it was eventually determined to be useless, it became a condiment.
Ketchup
1
I want it that way
Malort, Chicago's famous liquor, includes this as its main ingredient
Wormwood
All my homies hate ICE
Smirnoff ICE > ICE
In this sci-fi epic, a young boy, bred for greatness avenges his family's betrayal in an epic intergalactic basketball contest
Dunk
In 2008 this state built the world's tallest free-standning snowman at 122 feet tall
Maine
2
Bump N Grind
What “Y” beer company is the oldest operating brewing company in the US, originating in Pottsville, PA in 1829? Their products include an Original Black And Tan, as well as FLIGHT.
Yuenling
Icing rose to prominence in 2010
And it has been horrible ever since
Just a girl, in a quiet village, and it burns, every time I pee...
Beauty and the Yeast
From which colony-nation does the holiday of Kwanzaa originate?
(The US you racists)
3
I'll make love to you
This is compressed 3 times as high as a car tire. (double points for PSI)
(90 PSI, champagne)
Supposedly "Icing" has formal rules
And the only way to block and Ice is to already have an Ice on your person
A deaf family drinks soda
Cola
A radical catholic, in 1605 this man attempted to kill King James the first along with all of parliament.
Guy Fawkes
4
You cant hurry love
The first trade mark in the history of the world was in 1876 for the UK's Bass pale ale, what shape is it?
A (red) triangle
Ice is owned by Diageo....
One of the largest beverage producers in the world
In this James Bond adventure, Daniel Craig pages through an airplane magazine
Skymall
In 1816, After a volcano eruption in Indonesia, Europe and North America had a freezing summer. Crops failed, this famous writer, stuck indoors, penned a tale about a frost-bitten traveler seeking revenge on his god.
(Mary Shelley - Frankenstein (500 for each))
5
Let's get it on
DAILY DOUBLE in the 1880's these two quintessential american beverages both contained alcohol.
(Coca-cola, Milkshakes)
It's just an ice