Works with chemicals
Devon
Most generous person in the world
Irene
Patches' favourite vegetable
Celery
"The dogs say hello, by the way"
Sherry
Rear-ended someone in a Walmart parking lot
Hailey
Only talks about their dogs
Sherry
A very special dog
Mandy
Kaden's future career
Making ice cream at Dairy Queen
*thump, thump*
Patches
Took out the internet
Patches
Bulldog
Don
One of the two good cousins
Brandon
Irene's most badass line
"You know Linda, you have a big mouth"
Or
"An elephant could fit in Linda's mouth"
Or
"All Linda needs is a black hat and a broom for Halloween, she already has the frizzy hair of a witch"
Or
Anything else that has come out of her mouth
"Bruh"
Kaden
Thought a cat was a skunk
Shelly
Pro-golfer and bowler
Clarence
Angel bunny
Roxy
How many times someone has walked in on Hailey in the bathroom
3 (grade 2, Subway, Grandpa)
"AND I'M HER DAUGHTER!!!!!!!!!!"
Linda
Ate moldy pie
Darren
Ice cream
John or Kaden
Narcissistic, histrionic problem-causer
Linda
Greg's hobbies
Drinking/going to Costco/buying weird stuff online
"Guess he's doing some underground wiring"
John
Fell up the stairs
Devon