Funny Riddles
Why did I go golfing with two pairs of pants on?
Just in case I get a hole in 1.
You'll find me in Mercury, Earth, Mars but not in Venus. What am I?
The letter R
Where would you take a sick boat?
To the Dock
how many months of the year have 28 days?
Divya lives in the red house. Dion lives in the blue house. Inaya lives in the pink house. Who lives in the white house?
PRESIDENT JOE BIDEN
What kind of band never plays music?
Rubber band
It belongs to you, but your friends use it more.
Your Name
A rooster lays an egg on the roof of a barn. Which way does the egg roll?
It doesn’t, roosters don’t lay eggs.
What is always in front of you but can’t be seen?
the future
I’m full of keys but I can’t open any door. What am I?
A piano.
What can travel around the world without leaving it's corner?
A stamp
I have a tail and a head but no body, what am I?
A coin
What is the end of everything?
The letter G
Which is faster? Hot or Cold? Why?
Hot because you can catch a cold.
I am the beginning of everything, the end of everywhere. I’m the beginning of eternity, the end of time and space. What am I?
the letter 'e'
what 2 things can you never eat before breakfast?
lunch and dinner
I can fill a room, but I take up no space. What am I?
Light
Can you add one mathematical symbol in between 55555 to equal 500?
555-55=500
If you don't keep me i'll break. what am I?
a promise
If you have me you want to share me, if you share me you won't have me. What am I?
A SECRET
What gives you the strength and power to walk through walls?
DOORS
What goes up but never comes down?
AGE
Ms. Tayler goes the wrong way on a one way street. She passes Mr. Prince but he doesn't stop her. Why?
Because she was walking.
David's parents have got three sons: Snaps, Crackle and what's the third son?
David
Three doctors said that Robert was their brother. Robert said he had no brothers. Who is lying?
Neither of them were lying. The doctors were his sisters.