Bad movie summaries
Ugly man falls in love with a woman whos only ugly at night, Short king is devastated
Shrek
power house
mitochondria
coca cola was made to drink warm, this drink was meant to drink cold
pepsi
A pretty girl who loves video games and stupid animated shows
Brae
my favorite soda
cherry coke
woman cheats on her tennis player husband with a short king voiced by a jewish comedian, also a bear is brought into a courtroom
the bee movie
this part of the body will hatch soon, causing a war
skeleton
mars
A pretty girl who loves video games and cherry coke
Celeste
my middle name
leland
geologist wants to find 6 rocks for his jewelry, wizards try to stop him
Infinity war/ End game
this red liquid is currently in Celeste's body
kool aid :)
how much horsepower does a horse have
15
short
vee
my favorite youtuber
Jschlatt
skeleton kidnaps a man and takes his job, and gets shot in the process
The nightmare before christmas
these mounds of fat make perfect earmuffs
thighs
this celebrity is known for trying new foods in different diners, as well as drive-ins and dives
guy fieri
tall, handsome and good at video games (even with bad framerates)
Gino
this robot building set also has an anime adaptation from the 80's, and I love building them
Gundams
asian people play children's games, only one survives
As the Gods will (squid game is NOT a movie)
this part of the body's sole purpose is to beat
hands
this part of the brain causes anger and irritability
medulla oblongata
the best at any video game we try, no matter what
steven
the only type of gun i've shot
pump action Shotgun