In New York, it's banned to wear masks in public, they don't like groups of people wearing the same thing.
Punishment is up to 90 days in jail and a fine up to $500.
In Virginia, you can't use ferrets to hunt.
A fine no less than $100 and up to 100 days in jail.
In Montana, you can not harm trains with animals.
Damage to the train can result in a fine up to $50000 and up to 5 years of prison.
In Michigan, you cannot be drunk on a train.
Punishment is a fine up to $5000.
In Delaware, you cannot sell pet fur.
Punishment is a $2500 fine and a 15 year ban of owning a dog or a cat.
Massachussets, no creating remixes of the National Anthem.
Fine up to $100.
In Maryland, anyone pretending to forecast or foretell the future through cards or palm reading is found guilty of a misdemeanor.
Fined up to $500 or jail time.
In South Carolina, a man over the age of 16 can't seduce a woman by falsely promising to marry her.
If man found guilty he would be charged with a misdemeanor and possibly fined.
In Florida, places that sell liquor cannot participate in dwarf tossing.
Punishment is a $1000 fine.
In Kentucky, it's illegal to use reptiles in religious services.
Punishment would be a fine over $50.
In Louisiana, it's illegal to send someone a surprise pizza.
Punishment is a $500 fine.
In Louisiana, it's illegal to steal someone's catfish. Don't steal somebody else's seafood.
Punishment is up to 10 years of prison time or a $3000 fine.
In Montana, it's illegal to play frisbee golf.
Punishment is $500 or six months of jail time.
In Washinton, it is illegal to poach a sasquatch.
Punishment is a $1000 fine
In California, it's illegal to posses nuclear weapons.
Punishment is a $500 fine.
In Iowa, it's illegal to "fake your butter"... literally.
Punishment is up to 30 days in jail and a $625 fine.
In Arizona, no spitting in public.
Punishment is a fine of $2500 or 6 months jail.
In Alaska, it's illegal to get drunk at a bar.
Punishment is a state jail sentence.
In Maryland, you can't cuss while driving.
If you do you have to add $100 to the city swear jar. :(
In Kansas, it's illegal to catch a fish with your bare hands.
No charge.
In Alabama, it's illegal to wear a fake mustache in church that causes laughter.
Punishment is up to 3 months in jail or a fine up to $300.
In Louisiana, it's illegal to eat fried chicken except with your hands.
Punishment is a State Jail sentence.
In Arkansas, it's illegal to pronounce the State name incorrectly.
You get jail time.
In Maine, it's illegal to have Christmas decorations up after January 14.
You will be fined.
In Washington, it's prohibited to harrass BigFoot.
Punishment 2 years in State Jail or $100,000 fine.