Men
How long has it been since I had an actual interaction with a male my age?
7.5 months
what did my social studies teacher say wasn't a valid excuse to skip a test for? (e-learning)
my dog getting attacked (storytime may be necessary)
10 years
why did I pick this high school?
Flag football and location
how many food trucks did I count in D.C.?
what was the code name for my 7th grade-current??? crush
Mango
why did my gym teacher throw a trash can at TWO different classes? (one of them being mine)
the "volleyball team left trash in the gym" (this was bs) (storytime may be necessary)
how many identity crises/mental breakdowns have I had because of theater?
Two identity crises and seven menty bs
name two things I've thrown at whatsername
Some acceptable answers: marbles, snowballs, football, squishy, rubik's cube (there's prob more you'll remind me of)
how many stop signs did our bus driver run into?
one (and a half technically)
how many people have I rejected/ghosted?
2 rejected, 1 ghosted?
who won my homeroom's ping-pong tournament?
Our pastor
what did "Lucy" say to me on Wednesday when I was talking to someone Abt my grade school's threat email?
(completely untrue btw) "yeah the guy threatened to bomb the school cuz God told him he wanted to get rid of disabled people... YOU'RE A DISABLED PERSON"
how did I meet the girl who plays Glenn Cooper? (two answers technically)
1. Our religion table was talking about bread 2. our STREAM table was talking about the Beyonce conspiracy theories
why didn't our Potomac tour boat leave the harbor?
The engine was broken
why did I develop a crush on some random kid for two weeks in fifth grade?
I felt bad for him because he was short
what did the boys in my seventh grade English class chant towards another kid?
"___ HOPPED THE BORDER"
what did "Doc" blame someone's asthma attack on?
what two things didn't work when I took my advanced placement geo test?
the clock and the calculator
What US state was the "vent guy" from?
Ohio
what did my crush say to me and I STILL didn't say anything afterwards?
Some acceptable answers (context provided upon request): "no you're not," "I want you to do that I trust you more," "dawg we're a stacked team"
How many eighth grade girl's in my homeroom did seventh grader "Rob Barley" ask out?
At least three
what was the first thing my old theater teacher said to me after I hadn't seen her in months?
"I'm mad at you..."
How did I get locked outside in the field?
I left through a back door to get to my bike faster except the gate was locked and I had to jump it
what was wrong with the place where we ate lunch in Gettysburg?
we had to eat in the dark