It's not b***sh*t, it's game design!
Your sight is impaired, with no thief or torchbearer.
What is Fog of War?
Nino. Raigh.
Who is Lugh?
too gay mae (2 words)
What is Omega Yato?
Zeeeeeke! Heeeelp! (7)
Who is Tatiana?
Hurls Light magic from afar.
What is Light Brand?
*Actual effect: Targets the foe's resistance.
At 2 range, reduces the user's strength by 50%, becomes incapable of delivering critical hits and counts as light magic under the Trinity of Magic, and gives no weapon experience.
Bad RN war-crimes? It's rewind time.
What is Time Crystal? (Mila's Turnwheel, Divine Pulse also accepted)
Rodrigue. Felix.
Who is Glenn?
helbindi dings (2 words)
What is Binding Shield?
Gheb-Approved (4)
Who is Tana?
If agile, user may continue a round of battle.
What is Accost?
Henning sits, Rutger missed!
What is Throne?
Katerina. Elise.
Who is Xander?
bell era emma (2 words)
What is Emblem Alear?
Haitaka? I hardly know-ha! (5)
Who is Azura?
A lightweight blade that's easy to handle. It uses magic for direct and indirect attacks.
What is Florete?
*Contrary to the item description, Florete applies the user's Strength stat to the opponent's Defense.
They're losing the battle, they need more men! The problem's not where, but rather when...
What is Same-Turn Reinforcements?
Ethnia. Linda.
Who is Amid?
nils' hard ole lemon (2 words)
What is Lehran's Medallion?
Rocked early on, now just a rock (5) (DAILY DOUBLE)
Who is Eyvel?
Cuts experience points gained in half but allows the unit to transform at any time.
What is Wildheart?
*Corrected European Translation: Cuts ability points gained in half, but allows the unit to transform at any time.
To become stronger, that is what you seek? Well you failed, chump. See you next week.
What is Certification Exam?
N/A. Totchie.
Who is Tetchie?
trec loves for meth (3 words)
What is Crest of Velthomer?
The strong(?) Armor Knight, watches Boah smoke the kush (8)
Who is Macellan?
Can strike consecutively.
What is Reinfleche?
*In the North American release of Fire Emblem: The Blazing Blade, Reinfleche was translated as though it were a Brave weapon.
So, that was a f***ing lie.
The European release corrected the translation to reflect it having the highest Bow rank requirement in the game: For experienced units only.