Cast of Characters
This petty thief would still be in serious debt, were it not for the passing of beloved (rich) grandparents
Who is Sam?
This song, known as Romeo's favorite afternoon ballad, is about long-lasting love
What is "I Will Always Love You"?
This object was deemed too hazardous to be disposed of by three grown adults.
What is a sewing needle?
This local event precipitated Dylan and Katie's first jaunt around Hattie's
What is a Palestinian Starbucks protest?
This comedic couple said "please no photos" and Dylan felt that
Who are Bill Hader and Ali Wong?
This Bank of America legend is the slowest teller on gods green earth
Who is Brandon?
This song chronicles the events on when is widely believed to be January 20th, 1992
What is "It was a good day"?
Two baristas attempted to smuggle this creature right under Dylan's nose
What is a family of mice?
This local brewery is off-limits for Dylan and Maxwell due to bad blood
What is Ravenna Brewing?
Who is Carolyn?
Is this sexy sushi boss gay or straight? We may never know
Who is Alejandro?
This hit song ended Drake's rap career.
What is Kendrick Lamar's "Not Like Us"?
This barista never had lice, allegedly
Who is Sydney?
Dylan read this book, typically a hit among post-modernist white men with a soft spot for tennis.
This musician, who died in 2023, is simply the best.
Who is Tina Turner?
This individual claims to be both David Byrne's daughter and ballerina Tiler Peck
Who is Kurt Vonnegut?
"Who would've thought? It figures"
What is Alanis Morrisette's "Ironic"?
This sorority is responsible for several egregious crimes, most serious of which is a Meghan Fox tattoo
Who are the Whidbey Girls?
What is SVU?
This nasal-voiced British babe is our favorite chef
Who is Melissa Clark?
This luxury business owner is rumored to be from a Texas Oil dynasty
Who is Forrest?
"Your best friend Harry has a brother Larry in five days from now he's gonna marry"
What is "Bust a Move"?
This encouraging phrase follows a chartreuse "There's a flood in my cafe."
What is "Romanticize IT"
Dylan cooked this uber-romantic meal for Maxwell on Valentine's Day
What is mole?
This Iowan basketballer shot to fame while Dylan & Co. dunked on some beers at the Roanoke
Who is Caitlyn Clark?