Childhood
Trauma
Trauma
Philip’s prayer hut, where he would take hallucinogenics and experience miracles performed by a man by the name of “John of God” with his 26 year old mistress, was located in this country…
What is Brazil?
This person refused to finance a new car and decided to by a 2003 model of this vehicle that subsequently caught on fire in a parking lot weeks later
Who is Collin and what is a Jetta?
This object, intended for assisting one to climb a staircase, is known as the number one rule to never to be touched in Jan’s home for fear of germ transfer.
What is a bannister?
This was a childhood pet, known for murdering her partner in their shared cage, was met with a shameful disposal by way of a Nike box and garbage truck
During Thanksgiving this year, Lauren enthusiastically described in detail that she had fed Bowen without waking him, including specifics like how many ounces consumed, what time it was, and that he did not wake up for the feeding. This is the nickname given to that particularly uninteresting way of providing nutrients to a child at night without waking them?
What is a “dream feed”?
Philip’s eldest child, Alison, who sadly could not be in attendance today, believed 2015 to be the “Summer of Dashiel” because her son was “excelling” in these two mundane sports.
What are Fencing and Swimming?
Chandler, when convinced she was dying, called and confessed to her mother that she had taken this particular illicit substance, and apologized before hanging up and turning off her phone overnight.
What is acid?
Dubbed “the great Buy-Back of 2024”, a financially irresponsible purchase led Jan into a situation to absorb the cost of this make and model of car from Carter in a “buy out”.
What is a Porsche Cayenne?
The phrase “it always looks like a deer was shot in there” was a joke told by Hunter’s friend to describe THIS object Hunter had been using.
What is Hunter’s toilet?
Due to excessive alcohol consumption, this chain of family friendly restaurants has banned Chase from attending during lunch hours.
What are Pappas bro’s establishments?
Copenhagen85 was a highly sought after AOL instant messenger screen name who belonged to this individual in the late 1990’s.
Who is Carter
A common routine male hygienic maintenance activity, when done by Hunter, it adds about forty pounds to his appearance
What is shaving his face?
Philip, when experiencing a cognitive decline during hospitalization, told a nurse that you can look for THIS when you roll an obese woman around in flour in order to have sexual relations.
What is the “wet spot”?