Candidates Simon Has Worked For
Simon worked for him in the House of Representatives after he was elected
Josh Harder
Dish of chicken wrapped around a ham and cheese, breaded, then pan-fried or baked
Chicken Cordon Bleu
Nearly every episode of Star Trek: The Original Series begins with these four words
Space: The Final Frontier
Candidate for NY-10 + a systemically important financial institution HQ'd in NYC
Dan Goldman-Sachs
Eye Color
Blue
He lost the 2018 congressional primary in NY-19 to Antonio Delgado before being elected to Congress in 2022
Pat Ryan
Dessert consisting of ice cream and cake topped with a carmelized meringue
Baked Alaska
Magic: The Gathering was created by Richard Garfield and released in this year
1993
Boston neighborhood where John Hancock tower is + a 90s tv show starring Pamela Anderson
Back Baywatch
Birthplace
Washington DC
She allegedly owns 176 long guns
Mary Peltola
Celery sticks filled with peanut butter or cream cheese topped with raisins
Ants on a Log
This 2019 action-adventure game puts players in a 22 minute time-loop where they explore a planetary system that resets after the sun goes supernova
Outer Wilds
Popular song by Glenn Miller + 70s novelty fad jewelry that syncs to your body temperature
In the Mood ring
Gilmore Girls
This candidate ran against Gabe Amo in the 2022 RI-1 Special election and also went to law school with Emma. He's also Brad Schneider's nephew.
Aaron Regunberg
Deep Fried Bull testicles
Rocky Mountain Oysters
Gamechanger episode "The Official Cast Recording" features a shortform musical about this town with a geographically confusing name
Mountport
Actress who popularized theory that vaccines cause autism + anticommunist political practice started by a Senator from Wisconsin
Jenna McCarthyism
Favorite color
Dark Green
This candidate lost in the primary to Christy Smith(who then went on to lose to Mike Garcia). He also is (I think) Simon's favorite candidate he's worked for.
Quaye Quartey
Egg-dipped ham and cheese sandwich that is then pan-fried
Monte Cristo
One of the main contention points in Twilight Imperium is Mecatol Rex, the former capital planet of this ancient race
Lazax
Founder of Maryland + family of long, skinny fish in the order Anguilliformes
Lord Baltimoray Eel
First Elementary School Name
Columbus School for Girls