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100

Haya Tov....

V'tov shehaya!

100

What is the best bus stop/street in Toronto?

SPADINA!!!

100

What is ice cream?

Something worth standing on the table for!

100

What is the restaurant that zaidy singlehandedly supports?

Crema!

100

What is the barber?

 The person Zaidy needs to go to after the Rabbi finishes his speech!

200

What is a tavern?

Something which existed once upon a time....!

200

What is Istanbul?

More importantly than what it is now...is that it used to be CONSTANTINOPLE!!!

200

What are tennis shorts?

Winter clothes!

200

What is the only fleishig restarunt in Toronto (in Zaidy's eyes)

Chicken Nest!

200

What is a three hour speech?

The amount of time that Zaidy needs at an aufruf/sheva brachos!

300

Who are the greedy?

The people that we do not serve!

300

Where does Zaidy have relatives in Toronto?

Euclid Avenue!

300

Who is Zaidy's favorite Sergeant?

Sergeant Abe Cohen!

300

Walking straight from the lobby into...

The Prima Vera!

300

What is a secret?

Something that Zaidy can keep....it's just the people that he tells that cannot!

400

What is the rear?

The place that we are advancing to!

400

What is the best place to file a passport?

The Hotel Polski!

400
How did Avi make the Leonardo plaza's worker's face turn white?

By saying his grandfather's last name!

(Avi, please share the story!)

400

What is the most delicious thing....charged to room 1402 please!

A Leonardo Plaza Vanilla Milkshake!

400

What is a memory?

Good....but short!

500

What is money?

Something that makes misery a lot easier to deal with!

500

What is Sondomeirj?

Zaidy's home turf!

500

What is a blonde girl?

The only girl in Zaidy's class who could beat him at math!

500

What is

Hint: It is NOT Styrofaom

Uncle Aaron's ceramic cup! 

500

What is more information?

The difference between an optimist and a pessimist!

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