Haya Tov....
V'tov shehaya!
What is the best bus stop/street in Toronto?
SPADINA!!!
What is ice cream?
Something worth standing on the table for!
What is the restaurant that zaidy singlehandedly supports?
Crema!
What is the barber?
The person Zaidy needs to go to after the Rabbi finishes his speech!
What is a tavern?
Something which existed once upon a time....!
What is Istanbul?
More importantly than what it is now...is that it used to be CONSTANTINOPLE!!!
What are tennis shorts?
Winter clothes!
What is the only fleishig restarunt in Toronto (in Zaidy's eyes)
Chicken Nest!
What is a three hour speech?
The amount of time that Zaidy needs at an aufruf/sheva brachos!
Who are the greedy?
The people that we do not serve!
Where does Zaidy have relatives in Toronto?
Euclid Avenue!
Who is Zaidy's favorite Sergeant?
Sergeant Abe Cohen!
Walking straight from the lobby into...
The Prima Vera!
What is a secret?
Something that Zaidy can keep....it's just the people that he tells that cannot!
What is the rear?
The place that we are advancing to!
What is the best place to file a passport?
The Hotel Polski!
By saying his grandfather's last name!
(Avi, please share the story!)
What is the most delicious thing....charged to room 1402 please!
A Leonardo Plaza Vanilla Milkshake!
What is a memory?
Good....but short!
What is money?
Something that makes misery a lot easier to deal with!
What is Sondomeirj?
Zaidy's home turf!
What is a blonde girl?
The only girl in Zaidy's class who could beat him at math!
What is
Hint: It is NOT Styrofaom
Uncle Aaron's ceramic cup!
What is more information?
The difference between an optimist and a pessimist!