Anatomical Anomalies
Although renowned for their love of crying, babies can't produce these until weeks-to-months after birth
What are tears?
Is it night time? Is it day time? Babies don't care because they lack the ability to make this important hormone
What is melatonin?
Newborns rip through approximately this many diapers in the first week
What is [56-84]?
Hopefully Hessey and David won't have to spend too much time listening to this song, popularized by the most-viewed Youtube video of all time
What is Baby Shark?
Baby Kian got an Irish name, but a specific one because of this phonetic consideration as well
What is easily pronounced by his grandparents or by native Korean speakers?
Much like a hot pocket with its near-magmatic exterior and frozen core, breast milk should never be heated in this appliance to avoid risk of burning the baby
What is a microwave?
Babies start with a lot more of these, but by the time they're grown, they're left with only 206
What are bones?
Adults typically have a sleep cycle that lasts 90 minutes, but a newborn's sleep cycle lasts this long
What is 40-50 minutes?
Babies love to spit up on your clothes because this anatomical bit hasn't fully formed yet
What is the [lower esophageal] sphincter?
Alec Baldwin voiced the titular character in this 2017 DreamWorks film
What is "The Boss Baby"?
That's a big baby! Kian's abdomen measured this percentile at the first ultrasound
What is 90th percentile? (within 10%)
This common drink is no good for babies under 6 months as it can deplete their sodium and cause a different type of intoxication
What is water?
You are only a few days in and your baby is losing a lot of weight. A baby can lose this percentage of their weight in the first few days before you need to start worrying
What is 10%?
The parents aren't going to get a ton of it any more, but this percentage of the baby's sleep is in the REM cycle
What is 50%?
This dark, sticky, and odorless stool gets a special name for being the baby's first
What is meconium?
In a July 2024 interview, actor Jack Quaid said he agrees with those who refer to him as this two-word pejorative term
What is "nepo baby"?
Are they cutting it too close? There are this many days between Hessey and David's move date and due date
What is 11 (+/- 2)?
This Floridian nectar isn't appropriate for babies because of their still-developing liver
What is Orange Juice?
A newborn's stomach is roughly the size of this stone fruit
What is a cherry?
Babies, like cats, are known for sleeping a lot. You can expect your baby to sleep this many hours per day
What is [14-17] hours
This is the average weight difference between a fresh and soiled diaper for a newborn
What is 10-20 grams or 1/3 - 2/3 of an ounce?
Despite being 50 years old, the TV character Grogu is colloquially referred to by this nickname
What is Baby Yoda?
Hessey and David were in this city when they found out they were having a baby
What is Edmonton?
Babies shouldn't be allowed to drink Bourbon Gold Rush cocktails because of this sweetener, which is a known risk of botulism
What is honey?
Before the advent of the hard hat, babies were a real risk to have on the job site because of this soft spot on their head
What is the fontanelle?
From an evolutionary perspective, babies hate competition (aka other babies). Waking mom up constantly at night helps them achieve their dastardly goal by extending this biological process
What is prolonged lactation delaying ovulation from returning? [Accept either prolonged lactation or delayed ovulation]
Babies can seemingly eat without stopping to breathe because of this rhythm that shares an acronym with the popular Nintendo game 'Super Smash Bros'
What is the Suck-Swallow-Breath rhythm?
Mrs. Woodhouse goes through a truly hellish pregnancy in this Ira Levin novel, adapted into a film in 1968
What is Rosemary's Baby?
Cravings are one thing, but this common food made Hessey queasy for all of her first trimester
What is chicken?
Through the first few weeks, a baby will rapidly increase their stomach size and food intake. By months 4-6, they are drinking about this many ounces per day
What is 24-32oz?