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100

While any water bottle will do, this 40-ounce "Quencher" with a handle became a viral status symbol, leading to massive collections and "restock" videos.

Stanley

100

This Assyrian king ruled from 668-627 B.C.; his long name sounds like he might be a "burning pal" to his friends.

Ashurbanipal

100

The Akkadian Empire lasted for approximately this many years; it's twice the amount of years a "centenarian" has lived.

200

100

The Assyrian army carried swords and spears tipped with this metal; it's also what a superhero with a red and gold suit is "Man" of __________

Iron

100

Anatolia is located in this modern day country, also a Thanksgiving food

Turkey

100

This person rules an empire, a famous one was named Palpatine

Emperor

100

When a people is forced to pay their conquerors, or what each district was forced to send to the capitol in Hunger Games

Tribute

200

Forget the traditional "hello"—middle schoolers maintain friendships by sending daily photos to keep this flame-icon "count" alive on Snapchat.

Snap Streak

200

Nebuchadnezzar II built this "artificial mountain" covered with greenery; you might say it’s a garden that just likes to "lounge around."

Hanging Gardens of Babylon

200

Around 2350 BC, he became the first emperor of Akkad; his name sounds like a certain wizard from The Lord of the Rings who forgot the "m."

Sargon

200

It only took this many days to get a message across the entire Royal Road, 6--------

7

200

The fall of the Assyrian empire made way for this empire around 1000 BC; its name sounds like a very "purr-fect" rug.

Persian

200

An area of rich soil and water from the Mediterranean Sea to the Persian Gulf, sounds like croissant

Fertile Crescent   

200

This term describes many different lands and peoples under one ruler; in a galaxy far, far away, it usually "strikes back."

Empire

300

t’s not just a game; it’s a platform where users can play "Adopt Me!" or "Brookhaven," and parents are constantly asked for more of its digital currency, "Robux."

ROBLOX

300

This guy established the first ever empire in the world around 2350 BC

King Sargon of Akkad

300

Ruling from 1792-1750 BC, he established a government with taxes and courts; his name sounds like a very smart pig on a farm.

Hammurabi

300

These TWO groups took over the Assyrians, _____, myself, I & a little tot

Medes and Babylonians   

300

Darius divided his empire into these to more easily govern them, Canada also has these

Provinces

300

Hammurabi's Code was meant to bring this to all people within the empire, Liberty and ______ for all

Justice

300

An emperor required tribute for this reason, GUAP!

Bring in goods and money...RICH

400

These foam clogs are already popular, but the real middle school flex is customizing them with these tiny, push-in charms that represent your hobbies.

Crocs

400

Ruled the Babylonian Empire starting in 1792 BC, starts with dead pig

Hammurabi  

400

Hammurabi's Code of Law provided rights for these TWO groups of people, they get put on the lifeboats first

Women and Children

400

This Assyrian city was burned to the ground in 609 B.C.; its name starts with a number that is one less than ten.

Nineveh

400

This group first ruled the land of the Persians

Medes

400

This is a set of rules that all people must obey

code of laws

400

This is the title for the person who rules an empire; also the name of a high-priced penguin in a certain Batman movie.

Emperor  

500

This celebratory dance move, popularized by NFL player Justin Jefferson and featured in Fortnite, involves swinging your arms and looking through "spectacles" made with your fingers.

Griddy

500

This guy introduced this policy to rule over people, meaning he let people live as they please

Toleration

500

This 1775-mile long path helped unite the empire; it sounds like the most "regal" way to get from Point A to Point B.

Royal Road

500

On page 130 the Persian Empire is this color blob on the map, also Barney

Purple

500

These people were put in place to rule over provinces

Satraps

500

When a group of people are forced to leave their homeland, banished to wander. 

Exile   

500

This Middle Eastern region was great for growing crops; it sounds like a delicious, glowing shape in the night sky.

Fertile Crescent

600

This yellow, circular video game icon is famous for navigating neon mazes, eating "Power Pellets," and making a signature "waka-waka" sound while being chased by four colorful ghosts.

Pac Man

600

This was the first important emperor of Persia; his name sounds like a very "serious" guy who likes to "miley" around.

Cyrus

600

Assyrian army was RIZZ, they used these tools in battle (name 2+), 

iron spears/swords, battering rams, ladders, chariots, tunnels

600
One Assyrian king boasted he destroyed ______ cities, not 6-7 but close.

89

600

Darius created the ROYAL ROAD to mainly do this, meaning to bring together

UNITE the empire

600

An example of EXILE is when the Chaldeans held this group captive for 50 years, what an uncle does when he makes root beer.

Hebrews

600

Defined as fair treatment for all people, even women and children had some rights under this; it’s what a certain "League" of superheroes stands for.

Justice

700

Though the arena appears perfectly symmetrical, pro players must account for this hidden technical mechanic that determines if a unit—like a Royal Ghost or Hog Rider—will path slightly differently based on whether the game engine has secretly designated you as the "Home" or "Away" player.

True Red vs. True Blue

700

This Persian leader expanded the empire to 2800 miles across

Darius

700

Super cruel empire

Assyria

700

This gate was rebuilt at the entrance of Babylon, "sort of" + sticky black glop

Ishtar

700

Cyrus used this policy to let people live how they wanted; it’s what you have for spicy food when you don't mind the heat.

Toleration

700

An artificial mountain covered by plants and trees, one of the ancient wonders of the world

Hanging Gardens of Babylon

700

Located in Northern Mesopotamia, this civilization was known for its "Mighty Military Machine"; their name sounds a bit like they might be "hissing" at you.

Assyrians

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