East Burke Senior Center
Fourth of July
Programs
Town of Hildebran
Senior Jokes
100

What color is the roof of the senior center? 

Tan/Taupe/Brown

100

Nathan's Hot Dog Eating Contest has happened on each Independence Day since 1972. Where does the competition take place?

Coney Island, New York

100

What program do we offer every Monday at 2pm, but is rarely attended?

Movie Matinee

100

Who is the Mayor of Hildebran

Wendell Hildebrand

100

Why do seniors love to take their time doing everything?

Because they have all the time in the world.

200

What other county department do we share a building with?

The CB Hildebran Public Library

200

How many times does the Liberty Bell ring on each Independence Day?

13 times

200

What was the theme of BINGO on July 24th?

Luau/Hawaiian theme

200

Is the train depot located in the Hildebran Community Park original to the town?

Yes, it was installed for sawmill purposes.

200

How is the moon like dentures? 

Both come out at night. 

300

Name three activities you can do any time at the East Burke Senior Center.

Pool/billiards, games, puzzles, exercise, computer lab. 

300

What was the first state to declare the 4th of July a holiday?

Massachusetts

300

What program takes place every Tuesday at 2 pm?

Line Dancing

300

What was the first brick schoolhouse built in Hildebran in 1917?

Hildebran School

300

What do you call someone who enjoys Monday's? 

Retired. 

400

What other service is housed in the senior center? 

Meals on Wheels

400

What saying, associated with the British taxing the Colonies, is often referred to as a pillar in the American Revolution?

"No taxation without representation."

400

What two exercise classes do we offer on Mondays and Fridays?

Yoga and Tai Chi

400

How many times has the town of Hildebran been incorporated?

Twice
400

What underwear brand do seniors love the best? 

It Depends. 

500

What year was the this senior center built?

2017

500

What was the name of the treaty signed on September 3, 1783, that officially recognized American independence? 

The Treaty of Paris

500

What program is scheduled on the last day of the month? This program may seem new, but we used to have a similar program in the past. It involves a hobby that we also share a building with.

Book Club

500

The town of Hildebran was named after the early Hildebrand family settlers. What were their names?

Jake and Soloman Hildebrand

500

What goes up but never goes down? 

Age. 

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