Rabbit Riddles
Spring Riddles
Rabbit Riddles II
Other Spring Animals
More Spring Riddles
100
What does a rabbit say when it has a crush on another rabbit?
You're ear-resistible!
100
Why are people tired on April Fools' Day?
Because they've just finished a 31-day March.
Fun grammar fact: "March" is a homograph, meaning a word that has different definitions. There's the name of the month and also the verb "to march," meaning "to walk in a military manner with a regular, measured tread."
100
Why would a rabbit wear a hat?
Because it's having a bad hare day.
Fun grammar fact: "Hare" and "hair" are homophones, meaning words which sound identical but have different meanings, origins, or spellings. 
100
What did the rooster say to the hen he liked?
"You're one hot chick!"
100
What did the seed say to the flower?
"Okay, Bloomer."
200
What happened to the rabbits who married each other?
They lived hoppily ever after.
200
What can fall hard without getting hurt?
Rain
200
Why are rabbits good at math?
Because they multiply so quickly.
Fun fact: A female rabbit, or doe, has an average of five litters per year and can have as many as 12 babies, or kits, in one litter, although the average is around 6. 
200
Why did the baby chick hide?
Because he was a little chicken. ("To be chicken" is an idiom meaning to be scared.)
200
What is a chicken's favorite vegetable?
Eggplant.
Fun food fact: Most people consider eggplant (also called "aubergine" and "brinjal") a vegetable, but it is technically a fruit--a type of berry, specifically.
300
What did the rabbit say when he arrived just after the Easter egg hunt ended?
"I missed it by a hare!"
"To miss something by a hair" means that you miss it by a very short amount of time, e.g. "Tom overslept a few minutes and missed the school bus by a hair."
Fun grammar fact: "Hare" and "hair" are homophones, words which sound identical but have different meanings, origins, or spellings.
300
Which flowers are the best kissers?
Tulips
300
How does a rabbit throw a tantrum?
It gets hopping mad.
"To get (or be) hopping mad" is an idiom meaning to be very angry. 
300
What did the duck do when he heard an Easter riddle?
He quacked up.
300
What can run but not walk?
Water. 
400
What is a rabbit's favorite music?
Hip-hop
Fun musical fact: Did you know that hip-hop used to be called "disco rap"? Hip-hop is a genre of popular music that emerged in the early 1970s in New York City. 
400
What do you have to break before you can use it?
An egg. 
400
Why is a rabbit's favorite color gold?
Because it has 24 karats.
Fun fact:"Karat" and "carat" have different meanings. "Karat" refers to gold purity (24 karats is pure gold with no other metals added), while "carat" is a unit of weight for gemstones, like diamonds. Both "karat" and "carat" are homphones for "carrot."
400
What do you call a crate of ducklings?
A box of quackers.
400
Why did the bird need to go to the hospital?
It needed tweet-ment!
500
What is a rabbit's favorite restaurant?
IHOP
Fun food fact: IHOP's original name was "International House of Pancakes." The restaurant chain began in Toluca Lake, CA in 1958.
500
How did the flower win the car race?
It put the petal to the metal. ("To put the pedal to the metal" is an idiom meaning to drive a car fast.) 
500
What do you get when you cross a rabbit with a frog?
Answer: A ribbet.
500
What do you call it when it rains chickens and ducks?
Fowl weather.
"Foul" weather means "bad weather."
Fun grammar fact: "Foul" and "fowl" are homophones, meaning words which sound identical but have different meanings, origins, or spellings.
500
How does a bee brush its hair?
It uses a honeycomb.
