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You cannot keep me until you have given me. What am I?
Your word
What do Baby Reindeer call their mothers?
Mommy Deer-ist.
(Mommy Dearest)
There's only one word in the dictionary that's spelled wrong. What is it?
The word wrong.
What is half of two plus two?
Three, 3
I would be a high ranking official in the military but for numbers. Who am I?
The Accountant General.
What is always in front of you but can't be seen.
The future
What do elves learn in kindergarten?
The elf-abet.
(Alphabet)
What Building has the most stories?
A Library.
Add me to myself and multiply by 4. Divide me by 8 and you will have me once more. What am I?
Any Number.
2 words
1. If I had powers, you would call me this.
2. you use me to cover your eyes.
Put them together and I watch over you.
Super-visor.
What is easy to get into but hard to get out of?
Trouble.
What is a Christmas tree's favorite candy?
Orna-mints
(Ornaments)
Sometimes I am born in silence, other times I am loud. Iam unseen, but make my presence known. In time, I fade without a trace. I harm no one, but I am unpopular with all. What am I?
A fart.
There is a 3-digit number. The second digit is four times as big as the third digit, while the first digit is three times less than the second digit. What is the number?
141
I am a place, I don't exist, but I am well known. I hold many things, but when you put me here, I am gone, forgotten. What am I?
File 13
What begins with T ends with T and has T in it?
A Teapot
What kind of music does Santa Listen to?
Wrap Music.
Rap Music.
What has Wheels & Flies, but is not an aircraft?
A Garbage truck
How do eight eights add up to one thousand?
8 + 8 + 8 + 88 + 888
I keep your lists organized and in order. I keep your affairs settled. I keep you in prime physical shape and encourage you to always pay forward. And when you're on a roll I keep you in Check.
The Treasury.
Affairs settled- Recon
Physical- Fiscal
Pay Roll
Pay-In
What is next in this sequence? JFMAMJJASON
The letter D, for December.
Where does Santa store his suit?
In the Claus-et
(Closet)
How do you spell COW in thirteen letters.
SEE O DOUBLE YOU
C O W
If 1+9+8=1, then what is 2+8+9?
10, TEN
answer is the first letter of the numbers.
I keep you fed and taken care of, to get things rolling I must run before I reach you; however, I must go up with heavy loads. What am I?
Your Pay (Salary).
Payroll must run. then upload.