A glove
what kind of dogs never bites ?
hot dog
You are my brother, but I am not your brother. Who am I?
Your sister
Two in a corner, one in a room, zero in a house, but one in a shelter. What is it?
r
Iwhat can you catch and never throw?
cold
A rooster lays an egg at the top of a very steep mountain. Which side of the mountain is the egg going to roll off?
A rooster can't lay any eggs
what had teeth but cannot eat?
a comb
I am a fruit with seeds on the outside. I am red. What am I?
A strawberry
I have a neck but no head, and i can still wear a cap
a bottle
You cut me, slice me, dice my and all the while, you cry. What am I?
An onion
This day you invite your friends every year and you eat a cake?
On your birthday
what can you swallow but also can swallow you?
water
I’m very hot and very big, and I disappear at night. What am I?
The Sun
George parents has 4 kids, Mike, Lenny, jack and.......?
George
Which letter of the alphabet means: ocean?
Letter C
I open everyday for children, I am only closed on Saturdays and Sundays.
A school
what belongs to you but, but people use it more than you?
my name
What has one eye, but can’t see?
a needle
I have cities but no houses. I have mountains but no trees. I have oceans but no fish. You can check me to find your way. What am I?
A map
What has words, but never speaks?
a book
I have four legs but I can't walk, and a seat but I can't sit.
A chair
I am delicious but you must break me first to eat me. What am I?
An egg
a have a spine, but no bones ?
A book
If an electric train is travelling south, which way is the smoke going?
Electric trains don't produce smoke
what do you call cheese when its not yours?
nacho cheese