Multiple choice
Who was driving Uncs car????
A. The girl in chains
B. Unc himself
C. Unc’s sister
D. Unknown
E. Unc’s uber driver
D
This eats away at me
“You either die a ___ or live long enough to see yourself become the ___”
- Harold “Unc” Johnson
You’re arguing with Quoc about the best countries to visit when he says “*giggle* if you like countries *giggle* so much why don't you name *giggle* every country *giggle*”
Name all the countries you know. You have 1 min.
What are the names of the two dudes Alex and I met at the AIS meeting,
A. Amik and Quoc
B. Amir and Quoc
C. Nadim and Quoc
D. Adoodoo and Quoc
E. Anim and Quoc
I genuinely don’t know his name 😂
Which is NOT one of Ajeje’s names?
A. Ajeje
B. Ajuju
C. Ajuje
D Adoodoo
E. Ajaju
C
D is a goated name tho
"I wanna see the sun shine off the _________ ___."
- Bianco De La Rosa 5:15 pm September 30th
" If only I hidden my ___..."
"Bradley "sniffs hair" Johnson" 3:14 pm October 9th
Lust
Who is the girl alex went on a date with at BBC (goated campus)?
What did Alex (stupidly) lose over the cuphead bet? (2 correct answers)
A. 100 bucks
B. 47 bucks
C. 64 bucks
D. 28 bucks
E. His dignity
B and E
17 of the 64 was from the pizza the weekend before so it doesn’t count
“Every ___ _______ makes me heal”
Unc buys 17 rocks for 3 dollars a piece but after he decides to sell 4 to bradley for 5 dollars each. Later, Unc realizes he needs 20 more rocks for all the doors at FIU but, due to uncflation a rock is worth 6 dollars now. On his way out of FIU, he realizes that his cone was stolen and needs to buy 2 more which are each worth 12 dollars.
If he takes the total amount he spent on rocks and cones, subtracts the total amount he earned from selling, and then multiplies that difference by 2, what is his final cost?
(((17*3)+(20*6)+(2*12))-(4*5))*2 =350
Which name is NOT in brads vault leak of girls name?
A. Brooklyn
B. Charlotte
C. Bruce
D. Chemaya
E. Micheal
D
What Breed is Brittany's Dog?
A. Devil spawn
B.
“So you tried to satisfy my ______ _______ kink?”
"Even though I live like all the way in ____________ North Carolina, I still get these awful nightmares about him finding me"
- Charlotte "Chopped" Robinson aka Chopplete
Choppedville
What is the name of Brad’s life threatening disease?
A. OCG: over-infatuation with chopped girls
B. OCW: overexposure to chopped women
C. OCG: over exposure to chopped girls
D. OCG: over exposure to Charlotte-esque girls
E. OUG: overexposure to Unfortunate faced girls
C
"Separate your work life balance" response video
- Bradley "Future head of the Janitorial office at Southern Glazers Wine and Spirits™" Mitail
How long was Roberts departure?
A. 62 days
B. 27 Days
C. 100 days
D. 45 days
E. He never came back 😔
"I don't understand why you don't like ______ ___?!?!?!?!"
Alex "I kissed a trans girl once" Delgado 5:35 pm September 7th
There have been so many Alex being old jokes that he forgot his real age.
Alex only remembers that if you divide his age by 4 or by 3 you get the same remainder.
Robert knows that the sum of the digits of Alex’s age is 6
Unc knows his age is an even number greater than 20 but less than 30
Brittany’s Dog knows his age is not a multiple of 5
Chopplette knows the product of the digits of his age is twice the remainder when his age is divided by 7
What is his age?
24
Which side character has been mentioned the least in the group chat
A. Quoc
B. Wendy
C. Chopplete
D. Rom
E. Bella (all out bellas combined)
Quoc 17
Wendy 38
Charlotte 34
Rom 19
Bella 21
Brad apology to Wendy