Eblock Activities
Responsible for us missing many important meetings, this card game took over our lives, changed our friendships (for better or worse), and probably lost all of us money.
What is Scat (Scat 31)?
The sport we all know and love the most, more than our third block classes at least, which created many new friendships and rivalries.
What is Volleyball?
A popular strategy for developing a better look, typically achieved through enhanced skincare, hygiene, and even fashion.
What is Looksmaxxing?
Many of us are what's known as "Outfit Repeaters." This teacher might be a cartoon character with how often they wear the same clothes. Do they even own a washer/dryer? Or is their closet just that big?
Who is Mr. Dutton?
Thank god the noisiest group *NOT US* got kicked out for being too loud, because they really needed this item while playing with their dominos.
What is a felt mat?
This is the reason for the change in locations on some days, which led to an increased number of spectators, almost none of which had any valid credentials.
What is Hall Duty?
This probably should've gone in a clubs category, but I needed an easy question for the gym category, so here we are. Thank god it isn't Tuesday...
What is Ping Pong Club? (NOT Ching Chong Club)
Many students, and even teachers, need a healthy amount of rest, which some social media users call this:
What is Sleepmaxxing?
I'm going to Disney World! Not really, but I would probably see this teacher there, considering how much they dawn the Disney attire.
Who is Mrs. Leone?
Do not fear, for ___ is here! Our eblock hero who saves us from having to get up and walk three feet away from where we sit.
Who is Trash Boy (B.O.)?
Watch out for the thugs in the bathroom, because they could be doing this nefarious activity in the stalls.
What is smoking a doobie?
Promised to all of us what seems like 3000 years ago, Lane still owes this same item to probably over 500 kids.
What is Gatorade?
Some students actually use this method along with doing homework and/or schoolwork to get smarter. Others don't need to because they are academic weapons, or just because they don't care.
What is Studymaxxing/Knowledgemaxxing?
A lot of teachers like to represent the college(s) they went to by putting flags up on their walls. No one represents their college like this teacher however, who might as well be a walking flag.
Who is Connor Dunning (CDAWG! *woof woof*)?
You might think Owen is Chinese after hearing him do this with certain letters or words. Or he might just be racist...
What is swapping L's for R's?
What is a volleyball tournament?
Filmed *legally* in the weigh room, this emotional action/adventure film captured the hearts of almost everyone who watched it.
What is the 6 7 movie (The Rise of the 6 7 Champion)?
Lane loves Kirkland brand drinks. Everyone loves this guy who has a similar-sounding last name.
Who is Max Kirkman?
This is the only teacher I've seen wearing an actual suit. And he wears it four days a week. Every week.
Who is Mr. Ziniti?
Even though it's one of his most ran-through jokes, Gavin can't stop getting confused by a particular suit and its arrangement.
What is "I can never tell when my diamonds are upside down!"?
This short-lived machine gave Lane a break from his unofficial eblock job, but was quickly removed due to its inefficiency and slowness.
What is an Automatic Shuffler and Dealer Machine (With Four Remotes for 1-2 Decks)
This category of music is probably the most played category on Lane's laptop (at least during Ping Pong Club), it is also commonly associated with Thursdays.
What are Throwbacks.
Let's hope it's not a nice day outside, because instead of gambling or playing table tennis, you will probably find Lane doing this at a country club working on his stroke game.
What is Golfmaxxing?
He started teaching classes when he was still in high school and he is one of the five bald, male teachers with glasses.
Who is Mr. Bosch?
This is, in my opinion, the most annoying phrase that Lane constantly says. Maybe that's just because he always slips it in when I lose.
What is "Look at him, he's depressed"