Dumb jokes
Whats a foot long and slippery?
A slipper.
How many people are killed a year by icicles?
5
Which team has won the most Super Bowls.
Pittsburgh Steelers
How many yards is the end zone?
10 yards
What is the considered the "City of Jazz"
New Orleans
Why can't a nose be twelve inches long?
Because then it would be a foot.
What country originally played ice hockey?
Canada
Who is the Minnesota Vikings newest quarter back that they just hired this summer?
Kirk Cousins
What does NFL stand for?
National Football league
What state lies to the south of Georgia?
Florida.
Why did the blonde look in the mirror with her eyes closed?
Because she wanted to see what she looked like when she was sleeping.
What kind of house is made of snow?
How many laces are there on a football?
Normally, there are eight.
What Dallas quarterback fumbled a record five times in four Super Bowl games?
Robert Staubach
The Lewis and Clark Expedition was also known as the what?
Corps of Discovery Expedition.
Q: What do you get when you toss a hand grenade into a kitchen in France?
A: Linoleum blownapart
How long is the Junior Iditarod?
148- to 158-miles long.
How many teams are there in the NFL?
32
What yard line must a football team drive to, to reach the "red zone"
The twenty.
Who is most known for saying, "Give me Liberty or give me death!"
Patrick Henry
A centipede with a broken leg.
A dog sled race that takes place in Alaska and is about 1,150 miles long.
The Iditarod.
What team has been in the NFL the longest?
Green Bay Packers
Who has played for Buffalo Bill's, Seattle Seahawk's, then he retired, and now he plays for the Oakland Raiders.
Marshawn Lynch.
Who dug a Train tunnel in one night and died the next day?
John Henry